#March2013
New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ pics are HAIRY CHESTED THUNDER.
I say goddamn! Superman has himself some sweaty, glorious pectoral muscles in the latest batch of Man of Steel pictures. Amid the din of both Iron Man 3, and Star Wars Into Darkness (heh) or whatever, I continually forget this piggy is coming home to roost. What an errant bastard I am! These pictures serve as a quality reminder that there is going to be a shard of Kryptonite in my pants later this summer. And I suppose I’m happy to see you, too.
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New ‘MAN OF STEEL’ images feature Supes’ latex dong cradle, and more!
From now on, that is what I’m calling the region of every superhero’s outfit that gently holds their package. Their dong cradle. ‘Cause as you’ll see, Supes’ outfit is gingerly cradling his super-children. Just waiting to doff the outfit, and unfurl the silent terror. I’m not sure what I’m talking about anymore. I just like using the phrase “dong cradle.” Try it.
Rumor: Jimmy Olsen is a woman in ‘MAN OF STEEL.’ Heck yeah.
If this rumor is true, it is going to be powerful enough to shatter the scrotum of women-fearing fanboys. There is a good chance that there ain’t no Jimmy Olsen in Man of Steel, with the movie opting to go for a female equivalent. Jenny. Here is hoping. Man of Steel doesn’t seem to give a fuck about diddling the Kal-El conventions, and I find it more intriguing due to that. An African-American Perry? Word. A red headed Lois Lane? Double word. A female Jimmy Olsen? Triple-combo-something? (I didn’t know where I was going with that.)
ZACK SNYDER developing ‘STAR WARS’ flick, influenced by ‘SEVEN SAMURAI.’ I have emotions. [Or not?]
[Update: He’s not? So says his rep. More after jump.]
Zack Snyder. Star Wars. Together. At last? I feel like, given my usual rage for Snyder, I should be cheesed. But I can’t be. His Man of Steel trailer (admittedly a small glimpse) was hot. The idea of riffing off of Kurosawa again in Star Wars is hot.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.
No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ poster has Superman as like, misunderstood villain.
Oh noes! Superman is considered a villain! Sworn to protect a peoples who doesn’t understand him. They wonder why he flies around in kinky purple latex, and doesn’t like. You know. Just fix all the Earth’s problems in one day and then go about enjoying the rest of his life.
Zack Snyder: ‘MAN OF STEEL’ keeping things on course for ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE.’ Wee?
Lost in the noise regarding JGL donning Batman’s mantle – possibly – is this white noise eminating out of Zack Snyder’s throat. Homeboy is throwing down about Man of Steel, and how it will tie into DC’s Not Avengers. Normally I’d be breathing hot fart hate, but I quite enjoyed the teaser trailer for the film. Keeping that in mind, while ruminating on the hot groin love of 300, I will try and mitigate my snark.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TEASER TRAILER: I hate that I don’t hate this.
I caught this Man of Steel trailer prior to my viewing of Dark Knight Rises, and now it is online for the rest of the world to see. My main problem with this teaser trailer is that I actually find it enjoyable. This can only be setting me up for the inevitable disappointment of experiencing yet another Zack Snyder flick. Right? Fuck, I hope I’m wrong.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ FOOTAGE and NEW POSTER Debut at Comic-Con. Check them out right hurr.
Man of Steel footage dropped. Here’s some collated reactions, plus a new poster.
No New DC Comic Movies For At Least Three Years, Post Bats-Man And Superguy
While Marvel continues to churn out new iterations of their Movie Monolith, it appears that the DC response is…silence. After Dark Knight Rises and Superdouche drop, there isn’t anything on the immediate horizon.
