#June2012

‘MAN OF STEEL’ COSTUMES REVEALED; Kneel Before Latex!

Hey friends. Have you too forgotten about Man of Steel? I don’t know if its willful repression of the fact that the post-Dark Knight Rises DC movieverse is helmed by Zack Snyder or early senility, but I keep forgetting this flick exists. Anyways, here’s some costumes from it.

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Warner Bros. Reveals ‘MAN OF STEEL’ BANNER. Kneel Before Something…Such.

Goddamn Warner Bros. getting me up off the comforts of my couch far past when I want to be vomiting to you. They went and dropped the banner for the upcoming Zack Snyder Vomitfest Superman Reboot, Man of Steel. Yeah, it’s okay or something. I’m going back to my cold Diet Dew and the sporting events.

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Warner Bros. Already Searching For ‘Man of Steel’ Sequel Writers? Cart, Horse, Etc.

Comic book movies are pretty much guaranteed to make bank these days. Fold in world wide profits and everything is going green with megabucks! So while I find it presumptous that WB is already looking for Man of Steel sequel writers…I know it’s not. This movie, regardless of Frat Boy Rock’s influence, will bring in the cheddar.

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Laurence Fishburne Is Perry White in Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’. Amazing Cast Continues.

Zack Snyder continues assembling a motherfuckin’ beast of a cast for his Superman reboot. The latest entrance into the fray is Laurence Fishburne who will be playing the Man in Command at the Daily Planet.

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Christopher Meloni In Talks To Join ‘Man of Steel.’

Zack Snyder continues to challenge my desire to write off his movie before it is even filmed. He’s doing so through an utterly disgusting cast. In a sort of, Jesus Christ, this cast is amazing sort of disgusting. The latest actor rumored to be joining the nauseatingly great ensemble is  Christopher Meloni.

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Russell Crowe To Play Jor-El In ‘Man Of Steel?’ One Cast To Rule Them All.

Russell Crowe is in talks to play Jor-El. If he lands the gig, this movie may fucking rock in spite of Zack Snyder directing it. A cast so filthy is has to be a great movie. Right? Right?

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Michael Shannon Cast As Zod In Snyder’s Superman Movie, ‘Man of Steel.’

Michael Shannon has been cast as General Zod in Zack Snyder’s Superman flick, which has been given the official title, “Man of Steel.”

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Zack Snyder Claims His ‘Superman’ Is Different Than ‘JLA Movie’ Superman. Ugh.

Jeff Robinov came out this week and said that WB is working like motherfuckers on a Justice League of America movie. Okay. I’m already skeptical. The assumed idea would be that like Marvel is doing, WB would collate all of their singular big name stars like Van Wilder and Henry Cackle or whatever into one juggernaut flick with insane marketability.

Zack Snyder says motherfucking NAY!, to this occuring.

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Amy Adams Cast As Lois Lane In Synder’s ‘Superman’. Pissah!

It almost seems ridiculous to get excited about anything surrounding the forthcoming Zack Snyder Superman Reboot Abortion. Sucker Punch has taught me that. Well, it should have. Yet, here I am. Amy Adams has been cast as Lois Lane, and I can’t help but be excited. Isn’t this the definition of insanity or whatever?

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Official, Yo: Kevin Costner To Play Pa Kent In Snyder’s ‘Superman.’

It was rumored, and now it’s official. Kevin Costner is going to play Jonathan Kent in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot.

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