The latest Twitch stream is up on YouTube. And oh boy, it’s a doozy. Bateman spends too much time ruminating on the, uh, uncomfortable fate of the slave kids in the Last Jedi.

We also really focus on the Cronenberg-esque body horror of Yoshi’s Island, which finds the reptile-alien-thing metamorphosing in truly horrid manners.

Finally, if that ain’t enough, we deep dive into the various characters we’ve met in a sauna at our gym. Uh, yup!

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Oh sure you’re going to tell me this is some amazing discovery of human history. “Human” footprints found on a beach in England. YEAH. OKAY. I’ll be goddamned if this isn’t an  obvious find regarding our alien masters. The ones that culled our existent DNA from the goop of our primordial sea-cells.

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Okay, maybe not all I’ve ever needed. But on a cold ass winter day, my life rife with despair and poverty, she provides a temporary warmth. In a special place. Hint: my pants. Too far? Probably. Leave me alone, I need this!

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Shout out to community member and friend Jilly for bringing this to my attention. One hyper-manic actor to rule them all.

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