Goddamn. We’re looking at an edible  castle made out of Starburst. This is everything I’ve ever wanted. I could destroy a castle made out of yummies as I destroyed my figure in one of my nightly raging moments of self-hate and consumption.

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Meet the Exige 270E. This futuristic son of a bitch is a car designed to run off of some of the more refined deliciosities in the universe. A car that can be fueled with chocolate, cheese, and win. This car is single-handedly looking to put France into a famine only the Bible could describe.

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