#June2014
‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT’ Drops In January, according to Voice of Batman
I’m still mopping up the fluids and chunks of colon after the Batman: Arkham Knight-induced fanboy prostate explosion last week. So when I say I have to tread lightly on this news that the game is dropping in January, it’s only because I don’t want to pull a stitch.
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XBOX ONE Rumor Avalanche: ‘Halo 2 HD’, ‘Titanfall’ bundle, white console, and more.
Some person is shouting “YOLO” at the stars while puking dated references down their polo shirt. How else could they be behaving, if they’re just vomiting up all sorts of XB1 goodies and secrets? No clear lack of respect for timely references, or secrets. Seriously though, there’s been a goddamn avalanche of rumors revealed by this person with a Really Confusing Moniker. Most of them have me shrugging in apathy. How about you?
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Sony is selling their U.S. headquarters for $1.1 billion. I’ll take it!
Sony is selling their Hive Mind Headquarters, located right here in the heart of the Empire. They’re not just selling it though, oh no. They are slapping a fatty price tag of $1.1 billion upside its head. IDGAF. Let’s buy that thing, line it with soundproof materials, and like. I don’t know. Fart all day, while we play Super Adventure Island or something. Dream with me.
