#January2013
First look: Katniss and Finnick in ‘CATCHING FIRE.’ Everyone go nuts.
It’s Katniss! It’s that guy whose name I don’t know, playing Finnick. They’re all posing, looking serious, rubbing up against one another. Wee.
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Target straight matchin’ AMAZON’S PRICES all year.
Showrooming is a glorious epidemic. Walk into a store. Check out the device or gadget you want. Then you go home and order it online. Target is trying to strike back against this movement in a rather favorable manner. They’re going to match Amazon’s prices all damn year long.
‘LEGO MARVEL SUPER HEROES’ Footage and Game Informer cover. Wut, wut.
The Lego Gaming Games series makes a good variety of people wet. Not me. However, I will surf the excitement this trailer and cover provoke in those in love with the titles, using them to conjure a portal to a dimension where I get to wear Jennifer Lawrence’s underwear. While she plays the banjo for me.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.
No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.
Cosplay: Steampunk PRINCESS PEACH is your retro-alt lovely lady.
Goodness me, yes. Here is a lovely rendition of Princess Peach as a Steampunk damsel.
YouPorn declares they’re now on the Xbox 360. Change I can believe in!
With Internet Explorer coming to the Xbox 360, times sure are a changing. Gone are the days where pornography was typically located to flavorful descriptions of what some kid on Black Ops was going to do to my mouth with his rectum. It all sounded good. Never came to nothing. Now we got ourselves some YouPorn up in the heezy.
Microsoft renews ‘KILLER INSTINCT’ trademark? My childhood just came.
The only thing I liked more as an adolescent than staring at Orchid from Killer Instinct’s rack was ripping off an ultra combo with her. Microsoft must know this. They must have received my epistles in the mail, smeared with my blood and promises. For you see, they have renewed the Killer Instinct trademark.
Video: Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version)
Yeah, all the various iterations of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” making their way around the internet have blown my mind with angst. However, I can’t help but get behind one that combines Chatroulette and cross-dressing. Also, shout out to all the bro-dudes who go from so eager to stroke it to genuinely amused. I appreciate the tonal shift.
Engineers Have Created LED Display You Wear Like Contact Lens. Future. Welcome.
One of the many things future soothsayer hero of mine Warren Ellis predicted in Doktor Sleepless (though perhaps other have before him, but I love the fucker) were contact lenses that augmented the fuck out of your reality. They’re coming. Humanity, prepare to be altered.
