#April2013
SCARLETT JOHANSSON to star in new LUC BESSON flick. I can’t even.
Scarlett Johansson, she who inspires the fires of my loins. Luc Besson, he who makes really awesome, awful, and entertaining action flicks. These two will be paired in eternity. Or at least for a movie.
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Cosplay: GAIGE from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is mechano-swoon.
Gaige up in the house! I’ve rocked a playthrough with the lovely mechan-death dealer. So I’m not saying I have a special rapport with her. But I a. She good, she goood. Here is some lovely cosplay of the lady from Lyz Brickley, which continues to raise the question, “just how old is this cutie?” I will say it for all of us.
Cosplay: THIS PSYLOCKE will probably BREAK YOUR GENITALS with sexiness.
There are few words my pig-faced monkey-man brain can utter that would fairly capture how much I’m in love with this cosplay. Just. Yes.
[IT’S BACK UP] ‘IRON MAN 3’ TV SPOT: JFC, Pepper Potts in the suit.
Oh shit, they’re dropping R.E.S.C.U.E. (or something like it) on our ass in Iron Man 3? This movie needs to be inside me. Also, apologies for the completely irrelevant picture. Miles away from a copy of Photoshop at the moment.
HBO’S CEO says an HBO Go bundle with broadband package could work. Could.
It is the great problem of our time. Everybody wants to watch Game of Thrones, and ain’t nobody wanting to pay for the television package that will grant it. The general response is to either download it, pay for the corpulent package, or borrow someone else’s HBO GO password. A more progressive solution would be for HBO to offer a standalone HBO Go service. This has seemed like a pipe dream, but HBO’s CEO has warmed to the idea. A little bit. A smidgen Let me dream.
New ‘MOOD INDIGO’ TRAILER: Sartre in a giant f**king pipe.
I don’t expect many people to get excited for the new Gondry jam, Mood Indigo. For all the reasons that I love the trailer, it is sure to put people off. Odd as fuck, (in French), needlessly surreal. It is just what the doctor ordered for me. A mainline of imagination to the dome-piece.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ confirmed. Plus! Release date. Next gen! DYGAF?
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Crack the whips upon the fatigued backs of the coding slaves. Pull their ears and let them know that this year is no different than previous ones. A new copy of Everyone Loves Ezio (and hates everytone else) must ship! This one shall have pirates. Confirmed is the egregious leak from a couple of days ago.
Cosplay: FRISKY POWER RANGERS morph my childhood. Into latex dreams.
SFW? NSFW? Ain’t nobody nude. But still. All that childhood. Wrapped in latex. This makes perfect sense to me, but I was also in a collision today.
KRISTEN WIIG and SETH ROGEN are guesting on ‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ Season 4. Most righteous.
Fuck yes. Every once in a while, I recall that Arrested Development is getting a fourth season. In these brief moments of mental illumination, a tingling feeling engulfs my genitals. Quietly, they hum with the consolation of a temporarily beautiful universe. Now that I know both Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen are guest starring in season four, said humming and glowing will feel even more fantastical.
Bryan Singer reveals PROFESSOR X’S chairs from ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ This is news!
Bryan Singer, sensing that I officially don’t give a fuck about his dumb X-Men: First Class: You Thought It Was a Reboot, Fuck You sequel, has dropped the new chairs that Charlie X will be bombing around in during Days of Future Past. Do you care? Does this titillate you? Not me.
