#February2012
Sony Working On Their Own ‘Kinect’ According To Patent Filing.
An uncovered patent has revealed something that shouldn’t surprise you: Sony is working on their own iteration of Microsoft’s console-pushing Kinect.
Rumor: Next Xbox Will Play Blu-Ray, Have Kinect 2, Be SUPAR Powerful.
The rumors regarding the Next Box are percolating these days. More and more deets be droppin’ and are they truth? I believe a good amount of them. Especially the latest batch right here.
Suicide Threats At Xbox 360 Plant? E’gads.
Suicide is a big problem at product plants around the world. Our shiny iPhones get produced for us, commodified, and we seldom stop to contemplate the shiznit that goes into making them! Alas. Things are getting serious at a Microsoft plant, with mass threats of suicide.
Video: ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Gets Halloween Trailer, References French Revolution.
The uncomfortably objectifying yet sadly fucking irresistible to my fat-male-brain Lollipop Chainsaw has gotten a new trailer dropped specifically for good old Halloween. It’s what you’d expect: madness, sexuality and…a French Revolution reference? Couldn’t help but laugh.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Video: 14 Minutes Of Leaked ‘Borderlands 2’ Gameplay Titillates My Grindy RPG Tip.
There’s some glorious leaked Borderlands 2 footage making its way around the webs. I can’t handle it. I get a couple minutes in and I get all a-twitter with excitement. Can you handle it? God I need this game.
Hit the jump to for the video and a summary.
Trailer: Gears of War 3 ‘Dust To Dust’ Trailer Prepares Ye For The End.
I am really fucking stoked for Gears of War 3. I’m going to buy it, mainline some caffeine so the vibrations show me the truth and then play through the campaign with The Latin Buttmaster, resident pederast and coder of OL. This trailer recaps the previous three games or some shit is what people are saying but I can’t remember those games. I just know I liked them, and I like this typical but enjoyable trailer.
Let’s finish the fight! Wait fuck, wrong franchise. Let’s chainsawgun some shit! Byah!
Sonic CD Is Coming To XBLA? Nostalgia Bomb.
Sonic CD. The game that led to me crying and pleading with my parents that I totally oh my god oh my god oh my god needed a Sega CD. It worked on me. It worked! A lot of people don’t like the game, but I recall enjoying it. Enjoying the delicious compact disc nature of its experience. Now it’s coming to XBLA. Fist-pumps? Yeah!
360 Is Selling Twice As Many Online-Capable Games As PS3.
When it comes to the sales of online-capable games the 360 is crushing the PS3. Straight-up top-rope elbow dropping that sumbitch.
Molyneux: Fable III Wasn’t All I Dreamed It Would Be. Me: Are Your Games Ever?
Peter Molyneux is a dreamer. Always over-promising and under-delivering. So when he states that Fable III wasn’t all that he dreamed it would be, my natural response is no shit.