#December2012
Watch: ‘X-MEN’ 1992 cartoon intro goes STOP-MOTION.
The X-Men cartoon was the berries back in the day. At the same time as it aired, I was also down with playing with action figures. Well, more so than I am now. I used to have epic battles, now I’m all just like, “This is hilarious, making these two figures 69. I can hear their slurping sounds.” This video logically combines these two activities, dropping the cartoon intro as a stop-motion masterpiece.
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Healthy humans have carry nearly four times more mutated genes than thought. X-MEN ++
Oh fuck! We’re all X-Men. I can’t possibly be misreading this post. The way I’m reading it suggests that we are all shortly going to be given superpowers through our askew genetics. I call dibs on telekinesis. Don’t care what you have.
Matthew Vaughn leaves ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’, Bryan Singer may replace. Well crap.
I don’t like Bryan Singer. I don’t like his X-Men movies. Now the dude may be taking over for Matthew Vaughn, who has probably left X-Men: First Class 2 to direct some Mark Millar shit-bomb. I am unhappy with all of this! All of it!
PATRICK STEWART returning to role of PROFESSOR X. I don’t care! SMH, I know.
Oh god! Patrick Stewart is bald! Professor X is bald! They both have legs! Some of those legs work. Some of those don’t. Now Patrick Stewart is returning to the role of Professor X, and I am totally over it. I’ve moved beyond the initial X-Men franchise, which has aged about as well as twice-digested cheese in the sun.
MARK MILLAR signs on with FOX as ‘X-MEN’ and ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ consultant. I think this sucks.
Ah, as the tides turn. If this has occurred before Mark Millar spent his writing hours upon a toilet, blowing hate both out of his skull and ass, I would be stoked. Alas, I no longer am. Let’s see how many uncomfortable rape jokes and juvenile ethnic jokes he can slide into these two properties.
Cosplay: FEMALE CYCLOPS Is X-Tremely Sexy. Crap Puns++
Don’t usually vomit up two cosplay posts in one day, but I had to post this. I had to post this.
Neal Adams To Draw ‘THE FIRST X-MEN’ Miniseries. This…Sounds Awful.
Wow. Marvel is ever-giving Wolverine a quality balls-washing these days. Not content to have segued the dude into leading his own branch of the monolithic X-Empire, there’s a prequel series being drawn by Neal Adams that has him assembling…the First X-Men. Yep. Chuck is too timid, and so Logan sounds the horn. God. Just God. This is fucking stupid.
Cosplay: COLOSSUS Body Paint Makes Kitty Pryde…Feel Things.
I’m not saying its cheating to have ripped abdominal muscles when you’re literally made out of fucking metal, I’m just saying that Colossus needs to get over himself.
Marvel Pixel Superheroes: sigh…Rosebud.
I came across these dope illustrations today, and thought I would share with the class. They reminded me of a simpler time in bit depth technology. Check em out after the jump.
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