#March2014
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ Trailer: Dark, Epic, Dope
I fucking resent the shit out of the fact that I think this latest trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past is fucking awesome. So conflicted! Much goosebumps!
Hit the jump to check it out.
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‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’ Details: 1980’s Period Piece, TONS OF DESTRUCTION.
So X-Men: Apocalypse is going to be a 1980’s period piece? Maybe it’s because it’s the Friday before Spring Break, but I can’t muster up my usual contempt for Singer. It’s not there. I’m surfing a Sudafed/Monster Energy buzz that is glazed over with a healthy slathering of contentment. So I’ll say this: I hope it’s good. There. (But it won’t be because Singer is a hack and the X-Universe is a mess.)
‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Teaser: Things Fall Apart
My brain tells me it is quite in my erratic nature to somehow enjoy this Instagram-fueled teaser for the movie that I’ve been actively disdaining. I know I don’t make sense, leave me alone.
Bryan Singer spits about ‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’, says its about mutie origins.
Bryan Singer hasn’t finished shitting out X-Men: Every Cameo Ever Except for Rogue – Time Travelling!, but that isn’t stopping him from talking about the next flick. Which he isn’t even officially directing yet but let us be honest we won’t be spared. So what exactly is X-Men: Apocalypse going to be about?
Hit the jump and you shall receive.
MAGNETO snagging his own series next March. Synergy ++
If a comic book movie comes out, and a character from it doesn’t get their own monthly on-going series, does the tree make a sound? Well — well? Does it?
‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’ IS A MOVIE. Coming 2016.
Well, looks like Fox is thinking big. Going for their own blow out universal jamboree. What does that mean? It means every thing. Wait — huh? Man, I’m over-caffeinated. Yeahsoanyways like the story is that before X-Men: Wolverine Fetish Gear Time Travelling Bullshit drops, Fox has announced its sequel.
First ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ TRAILER: Hope You Love Time Travel!
Full disclosure: I’m at work, and I sort of hurried through this trailer before putting it up for you. I don’t really have any in-depth comments besides, “eh” and “meh” and “whatever”, which is sort of par for my Bryan Singer course. I’ll give it a rewatch later.
What do you folks think?
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ TRAILER TEASER: Remember The Muties!
Fox be all like, “Oh you choads are getting excited about that new Winter Soldier flick or whatever? Starring Stephen Rodgers? Well, guess what. We have ourselves a mutant movie coming out. Here’s our own six-second teaser trailer for the teaser trailer. Boom!”
Or something. Hit the jump to check it out.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ POSTERS are like OLD meets NEW meets MEH
When is my one-man crusade against Days of Future Past ever going to end? Never! Here are two new posters for the flick which feature the old and new actors playing Magnet Man and Baldy Lad.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ SYNOPSIS: NOTHING MAKES F**KING SENSE
The official synopsis for X-Men: Days of Future Past has dropped, and none of it makes very much sense to me. I’m glad (in that ironic, sarcastic, miserable sort of way) to see that all my fucking fears about the movie have been confirmed in this pile of gibberish.
