#November2012
Scientists claim they may have discovered something “earthshaking on Mars. Wut, wut.
Scientists may have found something tremendous in the soil upon the Red Planet. While they’re double-checking and quadruple verifying their date, they have also begun to leak their excitement to the press.
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XBOX 720: Details spilled in XBOX WORLD. If so, I’m sprung with tech-lust.
I could say I understand the jist of these new details, but I’m just like “oh shit new Xbox details. I don’t understand them with my fat brain, but I know I want it.” Do you understand these details? Are you excited like me? It’s a cucumber in my pants, chill out.
‘TOY STORY 3’ writer penned the new ‘STAR WARS trilogy’s treatment. Brad Bird, Spielberg, others to take a look.
I know that someday in the next three years I’ll be pulling pubes out and cursing Episode VII. I know that, aiight? Just let me enjoy the glow of new Star Wars news that doesn’t make me want to vomit blood. Up in here today we have the little tidbit that the writer behind Toy Story 3 and Little Miss Sunshine is responsible for the new trilogy’s treatment. And not only that, but the treatment will cross some impressive desks.
‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie dropping in 2015. Character movies spinning out of it.
Warner Bros. is hoping to surf some of the Avengers magic by working it in reverse. Word! Instead of launching a bunch of successful individual movies and tying them into one huge one, they’re going to do the opposite. Release one huge pile of crap, and spin it off into individual little steaming butt sores.
Cosplay: Real life BERT AND ERNIE is the nightmare you didn’t ask for.
Holy berries. I’m glad that Bert and Ernie have been able to successfully sustain a relationship in these times of interpersonal discord, but they’re looking worse for the wear. I’m not saying if they caught me in a back alley I’d try to burn them with fire. I’m not. However, I think I would. Sorry guys.
NEW ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ SCREENS: All flying jets, and other shit.
Yo, flying a jet is cool. It really is. However, all I want in this world is to snap on a fucking jet pack and party like its San Andreas.
Oh snap! ‘IRON MAN 3’ ARMOR REVEALED at SDCC. It’s…Different.
You want a look at Tony Stark’s newest (techno-organic?) armor from Iron Man 3? Of course you do.
South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Buys PlayStation With Campaign Money; Resigns. Can’t A Man Relax?
South Carolina Lt. Governor Ken Ard has probably carved your ass up in Killswitch 3: The Franchise Caff Will Never Play. Or at least that’s how I imagine it. You see, our boy Ard spent a good amount of campaign money on some techno-gadgets, and now his ass has gone and resigned.
