#April2013
First official ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ photo. Carry that SHIELD like a weight.
Here. Have some Captain America: The Winter Soldier details on this fine Monday. Wash them down with an official photo.
New ‘MOOD INDIGO’ TRAILER: Sartre in a giant f**king pipe.
I don’t expect many people to get excited for the new Gondry jam, Mood Indigo. For all the reasons that I love the trailer, it is sure to put people off. Odd as fuck, (in French), needlessly surreal. It is just what the doctor ordered for me. A mainline of imagination to the dome-piece.
Google’s mysterious SAME-DAY DELIVERY SERVICE may have snagged Target.
How do you take down Amazon, the Titan of Online Shopping? First, you have to be enormous. Google big. Second, you have to pull off what they have not managed. Same-day delivery. It appears that in order to do so, Google has claimed quite the considerable ally.
Spielberg developing STANLEY KUBRICK’S NAPOLEON as a TV miniseries. Uh. Okay.
Apparently Stanley Kubrick’s dream project was one centered around Napoleon. Displaying my ignorance, I will cop to having had no goddamn idea about this. Well, Uncle Steve knew about this project. And armed with this knowledge, the Gracious Alien (c’mon, we all know he is an alien) has taken about developing the project.
Geekcraft: Repainted NINTENDO CONSOLES are hot. That’s saying something.
I say g’damn! Artist Zoki64 has repainted classic Nintendo consoles, giving them a lovely veneer. All shiny-shiny.
Bethesda files trademark for ‘FALLOUT’ TV series. Can you dig it?
Well, shit. Maybe Three Dog ain’t returning to the video game hood, but rather providing his voice for a Fallout television series? As much as I would like to wander the Wasteland in an episodic format, I far prefer a new game. What say you?
New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ photo features Elba, Kikuchi, and a war room.
Hey! Do you want an inconsequential picture of the promising 2013 jam, Pacific Rim? Then you’re in the right location, you fucks. My sheer excitement for this film outweighs the insubstantial nonsense of it all.
Five ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ screens upside your head on Christmas Eve.
Ho-ho-ho! Jesus Christ why did I type that. Moving along. Here are some new screens of Grand Theft Auto V, reminding you what gaming glory awaits us now that Mayan Apocalypse has passed.