#March2018

Kristen Wiig in talks to join ‘Wonder Woman 2’ as the villain Cheetah

kristen wiig wonder woman 2 cheetah

Man. I don’t know anything about Cheetah, or whether or not Kristen Wiig would be good in the role. But I’m hopeful.

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ is going to be filming in Summer 2018. The comic book banality engine must churn forever

wonder woman 2 filming summer 2018

Hey, I enjoyed Wonder Woman. It was a fun enough comic book movie, and it was particularly noteworthy because it was a female directed and female starring comic book movie. But even with a healthy appreciation for the movie though, and comic book movies in general, man. They’re really going to be coming until the heat death of the universe, huh? We infantile, permanent-adolescents are going to choke on these things until we choke our last breath, huh?

Aiight, I’m in.

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ going to make Patty Jenkins the highest-paid female director ever

patty jenkins highest paid female director wonder woman 2

Good for DC on two levels. Making Patty Jenkins paid as fuck. Bringing back Patty Jenkins to helm the sequel to the only good DC movie since Dark Knight Rises. Finally, some fucking sense afoot over there at Warner Bros.

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ officially dropping December 13, 2019, but where that Jenkins news srsly

wonder woman 2 release date december 2019

Wonder Woman 2 has an official release date. December 13, 2019. Which is awesome, and shit. But as the Justice League trailer reminded us over the weekend, a DCU movie ain’t shit without a competent director. So, like, can we get official confirmation that the director of the *only* good DCU movie will be returning for its sequel?

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ officially announced but where that Patty Jenkins confirmation tho

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We all fucking *knew* Wonder Woman 2 was going to be a thing, with the original crushing ass at the box office. What most of us herbs are wondering, though, is whether Patty Jenkins is going to be coming back for the sequel. So yeah, cool, neat confirmation. But, can we get her confirmed as onboard? Please?

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Patty Jenkins confirms she is directing ‘Wonder Woman 2’, so we can all relax

patty jenkins wonder woman 2 directing

Patty Jenkins has confirmed she’s directing Wonder Woman 2. Fantastic news. Yeah, that’s about it for the copy. I’m fucking stoked.

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‘Wonder Woman 2’ already being written by Patty Jenkins and Geoff Johns

wonder woman 2 patty jenkins script

It’s glad to see DC finally not fucking around on something awesome. Patty Jenkins and Geoff Johns are already writing the treatment for Wonder Woman 2.

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Variant Covers: Thor and Odin Fight For The Hammer-Penis. The Conclusion!

While I’m writing this — assuredly not while you’re reading this — I’m sitting in a desolate café room on campus cranking out this column. Thinking of tomorrow, of comic books, of narrative-image fusion. Momentary escape. Fuck I love the funny books. I love sitting here, a momentary reprieve in a ten-hour day writing about them.

This is Variant Covers.

I’m Caffeine Powered.

These are the books I’m interested in this week.

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