#September2013
BETHESDA VP OF PR: NINTENDO’S time to convince publishers about WII U is LIKE WAY PASSED
Sorry Nintendo Friends. (And listen, I’ll end up buying a Wii U at some point because of Mario Nebula or whatever, so it isn’t like I hate the company.) That huge third-party push that you’ve been waiting for the Wii U to receive is probably never going to happen. According to the VP Czar of Bethesda’s Propaganda Branch, the window during which Nintendo could have convinced publishers to come to their last-next-somewhere generation system has closed.
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OUCH: NINTENDO sold 160,000 WII U CONSOLES in THE WORLD last quarter.
Buh-buh-buh, it’s a tablet as a controller! How can you peons not understand the irrefutable awesomeness that is an over-priced under-powered peripheral masquerading as a console? Fools! Invalids!
Hacker has cracked open ‘WII U’ CPU, and is all like ‘meh.’
I wouldn’t call this a surprise. Everyone and their drunken Uncle who pukes on his own balls at the Turkey Day dining room table knows that the Wii U is an (relatively) under-powered piece of shit. Now the same hacker who put together the first open-source driver for the Kinect has confirmed it by cracking the little piggy open. Rummaging through its guts.
‘WII U’ Tablet Was Almost Scrapped Over Price Concerns; What About Praticality?
The Wii U was almost scrapped because of price concerns over the insipid tablet-as-controller. It would have been a total shame. Pseudo-innovation is where it’s (not) at.
