#September2012

The ‘WII U’ controller costs like HALF THE F**KING system.

Want a second controller for your Wii U? Better smash that piggy bank open. Cull its innards. Dance the dance of death towards whatever Dark Master you believe in. ‘Cause that fucking thing is going to be like, mad bank. #JessePinkman

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Rumor: ‘Wii U’ Has $180 Worth Of Parts, To Cost At Least $300

The Wii U has itself some $180 of mediocre parts inside its guts. Sweet! We’ll snag it for a sensible price! I mean, how much do we really want to pay for the Nintendo Tablet-Thing? Hopefully at least $300.

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