#February2017
Report: ‘The Batman’ Getting “Fresh Start” When New Director Is Chosen
Oh, The Batman. At one point you were the shining beacon of the DC cinematic universe. Now, now you’re just another project mired in turd-soaked controversy. The movie has gone from being written, directed, and starring Ben Affleck to starring the actor, but being being written and directed by one huge shrug.
Views From The Space-Ship: A Dog’s Tale
Yeah, I know I’m posting this on a Saturday. I wanted to say, initially when brainstorming this formless goblet of digi-diarrhea that I was lazy this week. Truth is, I’ve been considerably busy, between work, social commitments, and surfing the infinite miscellany of bullshit that is our culture. But I’m here! It’s Desktop Thursdays. A look into my world, both digital and physical.
Namely? Just my dog, and my wife being harassed by me.
Feel free to share your own looks in the comments section.
Telltale’s ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 3 dropping in November, titled ‘The New Frontier’
This is bound to excite a lot of people. Me? I am not one of those people. Oh, oh, no. Don’t take it as a condemnation. I’m just a loser who can only seem to play like, four titles, over and over again, into infinity. I hope you’re excited! I hope it so!
SHAQ wants your asses to fund new ‘SHAQ FU’ game, ‘Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn.’
Self-aggrandizing douchebag basketball Hall of Famer actor rapper video game star Shaq once had a video game. It was really fucking terrible in a sort of really fucking awesome manner. Now out of pro hoops and oscillating between getting fat and sports commentary, the athlete-guy is returning to his true love. His video game franchise.
Google’s mysterious SAME-DAY DELIVERY SERVICE may have snagged Target.
How do you take down Amazon, the Titan of Online Shopping? First, you have to be enormous. Google big. Second, you have to pull off what they have not managed. Same-day delivery. It appears that in order to do so, Google has claimed quite the considerable ally.
TOM HARDY totally the lead in ‘SPLINTER CELL’ movie adaptation.
Tom Hardy! You can break my back any time you want, bro. You’re quite the berries when it comes to acting. So berries, in fact, that you may be enough to get me to give a shit about a Splinter Cell movie. Ooph, that was a sentence. What about you folks?