#October2013
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ CLIP: Thor’s Baddie Awakens.
Here’s a clip from Thor: The Bearded Babe’s World featuring the antagonist of the flick. I don’t know much about this Malalekinth (starting with how to spell his name), but the homeboy seems pretty fucking foreboding. I’ll take it.
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NETFLIX talkin’ to CABLE COMPANIES about getting THEIR SERVICE ON SET-TOP BOXES.
Maybe I’m missing something. But doesn’t Netflix want to fucking katana cable companies in the fucking neck? So why would any cable company sign-on to having the service rocketing through the pipes of their set-top boxes? Is it a money truck that Netflix would back up? Can I ask any more rhetorical questions? Can I?
KELLY SUE DECONNICK and WARREN ELLIS co-writing ‘AVENGERS ASSEMBLE.’
Hey! Who needs new Doktor Sleepless when Ellis can churn out yet another fucking Avengers title, am I rite? Eh, who am I kidding. Bitterness aside, I’m sure I’ll enjoy this little ditty.
‘DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION’ GAMEPLAY VIDEO: The Next Gen Treats Dragons Good
Dios mio, I am getting more and more excited for Teh Dragon Age III: Don’t Call It A Comeback. A gameplay video for the game has dropped, and it is fucking stunning. Oh next (next?) generation engines, you treat my testicles so well. Making them throb, vibe, vibrate in my pantaloons.
Maybe: BRYAN CRANSTON to play LEX LUTHOR in a BUTTLOAD OF MOVIES
This rumor started a couple of weeks ago, and hasn’t let up since. Still though, I’m not ready to stamp it confirmed. Not when the beginning of the echo chamber is Cosmic Book News’ movie website. No offense to those peeps. Probably great souls. The rumor? The Danger himself is going to be playing Luthor. For a lot of movies.
TUCAN enjoy this picture of the PELICAN NEBULA!
Tucan! You can! Get it? Whatever. I see the Pretty Picture! In false colors and other manipulations! I think the picture is pretty, so that means I love the science. That’s how it works on the Internet these days, right? Right! Phew.
(Hit the jump for more info + the full image.)
GOOGLE and YOUTUBE making a run at NFL SUNDAY TICKET? Just Imagine
Yesterday’s big buzz was that Google’s Lead Czar was talking to the Powerful Guy from the NFL about some sort of nexus-connection. At the center of this buzz was the idea that through some wondrous developments we all don’t deserve NFL Sunday Ticket could come to YouTube.
Cosplay: LUCCA and AYLA from dat ‘CHRONO TRIGGER.’
Enter into the Wayback Machine for this cosplay! Get it? ‘Cause Chrono Trigger is about surfing the streams of time? Eh, whatever!
‘TITANFALL’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: The reason I’ll buy an Xbox One
Respawn Entertainment’s Xbox One exclusive has gotten itself a gameplay trailer, and my goodness. I’m not one to lean on hyperbole for descriptiveness (heh), but watching this trailer literally compelled my dong-tip to burst forth off the shaft. It fluttered about the room, running up the corners of the walls in a hysteria. After finally exhausting itself of its unexplained kinetic energy, it fell listlessly into the aquarium. Where the angelfish ate it.
First official ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ IMAGE. The Mutants Go Psychadelic.
Here is a little nerdery to cap off your weekend. An official image for X-Men: Days of Future Past has dropped, and it’s totally dripping with the era of its time. Back to the Future! Past! Or something. Hit the jump to check it out.
