#January2014
Japan burger chain doing up burgers with chocolate sauce. Hey, fly free.
A Japanese burger chain is busting out hamburgers ravaged by the glory of chocolate sauce. I know what you under the table are saying– chocolate sauce on burgers doesn’t make sense. I also know what you over in the corner are saying — chocolate sauce on burgers makes perfect sense. You two factions are going to have to fight it out over this. I’ll be frank – one of you cannot survive this fiasco.
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‘NOAH’ Super Bowl Teaser Trailer: Angels, Rain, and Yelling. Lots Yelling.
Protect this! Protect that! Load the fucking unicorns! Blah, blah! War movie meets God meets ecological disaster flick. I don’t know what the fuck is going on in Noah, and I definitely don’t know how this is in Darren Aronofsky’s wheelhouse.
None the less. Hit the jump. Watch the teaser. Let me know what you think.
‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Teaser: Things Fall Apart
My brain tells me it is quite in my erratic nature to somehow enjoy this Instagram-fueled teaser for the movie that I’ve been actively disdaining. I know I don’t make sense, leave me alone.
DEATHLOK coming to ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’ Cyborgasm?
A little late on this tip, but whatever. Last night I was busy playing Mass Effect for the 35th time, before watching like nine episodes of Gurren Lagann with Bateman. So yeah! You know this! But let’s talk about it anyways. You pricks.
‘AVENGERS CONFIDENTIAL: BLACK WIDOW & PUNISHER’ Trailer: They sure are animated!
They sure are animated? Jesus Christ, Caff. First that headline, now you’re talking in the third person. Anyhoo! I didn’t check out this trailer the first fifteen time it came across my RSS feed because I thought it was some children’s fair. I don’t know, Disney afternoon and shit. But then I saw a picture of Captain Marvel up in the game! Forced my goddamn hand, and now here I am. Moderately excited.
Dude who did classic ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ box art has passed away. Frown.
Greg Martin is the man who is probably more responsible for crafting my lasting image of Sonic Fucking Blast Processing Hedgehog. Martin cut the box art for the Genesis series, and I can picture them all perfectly all these years later. Sadly the good sir has passed away, joining the series itself in Heaven. Get it? ‘Cause Sonic sucks now? Oh whatever.
Well Sh*t: Joe Cornish AIN’T directing ‘STAR TREK 3.’
Man, fuck! Like four hours ago I was really frothing down in the pink and soft area over the potential of Joe Cornish directing Star Trek 3. Now! Now like fucking out of the blue, a hammer of gloom is smashing a nail of disappointment into my heart of (insert another crappy metaphor).
‘GAME OF THRONES’ GAME Teaser Trailer: Polygons Are Coming
Hey man, whatever. The reservoir of “Winter Is Coming” jokes dried up a long, long, long time ago. None the less, Telltale Games is making an episodic game series based off of Dragons and Incest.
Hit the jump for the teaser trailer.
WONDER WOMAN CAST in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ Gal Godot in the house.
The face for DCU’s cinematic Wonder Woman has been found. It’s Gal Gadot, and I apparently know her from Those Really Fast and Furious Flicks. What I don’t know? Is if she can act.
