#September2012
GOOGLE gets its own ‘SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON’ calculator. Cultural trope shark jumped.
Google wants to help you find Kevin Bacon. Frankly, all I want to find is his massive fucking donger in Wild Things. Maybe you’re looking for him in a more pedestrian manner. Whatever the case, Google has our backs. And dongs.
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VINCE VAUGHN bringing ‘THE BRADY BUNCH’ back to TV. Two sucky entities collide.
Vince Vaughn, that guy who says those things that aren’t really funny anymore, is dragging up the lifeless corpse of an old television favorite back into the idiot box. I’d say if there is a God this won’t be a success, but maybe that dude just loves girls getting hit in the nose with footballs. Who knows.
‘THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY Gets Split Into Two Flicks. Should Be One Flick, Thrown Into Garbage.
I joke about The Hunger Games. Tease it a little. Despite this, I think it’s a solid young adult book. Mockingjay isn’t. It’s a turd sandwich, and they are fashioning it into two flicks. Either this is going to allow the movie to breath in ways the final book didn’t, or its going to be four hours of barely-mediocrity.
