#May2017

‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer: Fight Only To Survive

I…I can’t be the only one rooting for the apes in this movie, can I?

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‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer: That’s The Law Of Nature

New War of the Planet of the Apes trailer, folks! Red hot! Damn red hot. The third installment of the sneakily successful and enjoyable franchise drops this July, and I’m excited for it.

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‘War For The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer: I Did Not Start This War

Here’s the trailer for War For The Planet Of The Apes. Like, how do these movies work? ‘Cause I really enjoy them. They’re fucking preposterous, and overwrought, and that’s what makes them so great.

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War For The Planet Of The Apes Teaser Trailer: War Has Begun

War For The Planet Of The Apes is the third installment of a franchise that I seemingly enjoy but consistently forget about. This is the  teaser trailer for said third installment, which promises us the war that has been teased since the end of the first movie.

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‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ casts Woody Harrelson as villain

Woody Harrelson.

Them new Planet of the Apes movies are sneaky successful. Like, they make a good goddamn amount of money. I should remember this, but I don’t. The next movie has cast Woody Harrelson as its villain. I should remember this too, but I probably won’t.

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