#October2015

Bryan Cranston wants to play a Marvel Supervillain

Bryan Cranston

It may have been obvious casting, but I’m of the opinion that the DCU fucked up when they didn’t cast Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor. Especially since they did cast that insufferable herb Jesse Eisenberg. But hey. Maybe their loss is this Marvel fanboy’s gain. The Man Who Played The Man Who Was The One That Knocked has revealed he would love to play a villain in the MCU.

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INFOGRAPHIC ADDICT: Every WALTER WHITE OUTFIT on ‘BREAKING BAD.’

Walter White -- Stud Muffin.

Been a hot fucking minute since I featured an infographic I enjoyed here on the Spaceship. They were the fucking berries back in 2009, but I’ve cooled off on my jonseing for them since then. Why, what could resurrect such a love? Only Breaking Bad, ya fucks.

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‘BREAKING BAD’ FINAL SEASON TRAILER: You’re Goddamn Right

Damn right.

Oh boy. This is a trailer for Breaking Bad‘s final season composed out of the glorious moments from seasons prior. What a fucking trip this show has been. An unrelenting descent into hubris, drugs, and funny looking hats. I don’t think there is anything currently running on television that’ll fit this show’s place in my rotting core once it ends, but perhaps that is a testament to its quality. More than anything else.

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THREE ‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON 5 CHARACTER TEASERS: Hank is Fast & Furious

Breaking Bad.

Hoooooo boy. Here are some really brief, really arousing character teasers for the final season of Breaking Bad. Hank is totally Fast & Furious. Totally Drive Angry up in the fucking joint.

I can’t wait for this.

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‘BREAKING BAD’ FINAL SEASON POSTER wants you to REMEMBER.

Breaking Bad remix.

It is with a mixture is glee and sadness that I anticipate the final season of one of my favorite shows. The least I can do in preparation then, is to yell Walter’s name as he requests. Hit the jump to check out the poster for the final season. Go ahead, too. Yell his name.

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FINAL ‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON gets a premiere date. Oh shit, and a talk show!

The journey of Walter White.

Dear friends, mark your calendars. You’re going to want to specifically clear out any events that may have been planned for August 11, for that is when the final season of Breaking Bad begins.

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Cosplay: LITTLE KIDS going WALTER WHITE and JESSE are the danger..ously cute! LOL. F**k my puns.

The Dude’s High 5s: TV Criminals

Last week I covered TV cops.  This week we’ll hit the second part of the equation.  The Crooks.  These are the guys that break the law, yet in some odd way, we root for them.  We see stories from their point of view.  Sometimes they make decisions that we ourselves would make.  Its hard to demonize them when we can see a bit of ourselves in their characterizations.  So here we go.  My top TV criminals.

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Video: ‘The Journey of Walter White’ reminds us he wasn’t always a f**k.

Hard to remember the days when Walter White wasn’t Full Vader, right? This excellent fan video chronicles Chemistry Kid Lucifer’s descent into madness, and helps recall the days when I actually rooted *for* the guy. Feels like eons ago. Spoilers ahead, ya fucking turkeys.

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Real dude named Walter White is wanted for cooking meth. The Multiverse is bleeding!

Within the parameters of the Multiverse, everything that is possible is happening. Keeping that in mind, I ain’t surprised that Walter White has been busted for cooking meth. What concerns me is that the reality where that occurred is beginning to merge with our own. Gulp!

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