This is how it fucking begins, man. First the robots are scanning shelfs, auditing them. Next thing you know they’re scanning us, auditing our worth. And oh, by the way, you’d probably notice our worth as a fact-denying, bloated, hateful corpulence isn’t that high right now. Their first strike fixing to be justified, the rate we’re going.

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Walmart is banking on one of the essential facts of Western Rot-Gut civilization: the average folk will pay for someone else to do a remedial task for them, no matter how easy the actual task may be. I mean Jesus Christ, would you pay  Walmart to convert a DVD into a digital file for you?

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