Fuck you, Non-Earth based volcanoes up in our solar system. We got the game on lockdown. Apparently underneath our Pacific Ocean lurks a 120,000 square mile giant. And if you don’t think this is the inter-dimensional portal from Pacific Rim, you’re dumb. Dumb!

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What scientists have dubbed a “fucking shit load” of volcanic eruptions are now thought to be responsible for mass extinctions prior to the dinosaurs. Not only that, but this “fucking shit load” (their words, not mine) of eruptions also opened the door for the dinosaurs to run amok. Oh, you fucking volcanoes, you. You just didn’t want to let the mollusks have their due, did you?

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