#August2012
Vin Diesel is teasing he’ll be The Vision in ‘AVENGERS 2’, people actually believe him.
Golly gosh! With Avengers 2 three years out, the script nowhere in sight, and Vin Diesel categorically one of the worst actors of all time, somehow people are believing the dude may actually be The Vision. This reminds me of that Sean Young tipped the world off to how crazy she was by campaigning for Catwoman.
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Rumor: RIHANNA Joining ‘FAST 6’ As A Villain? Chains & Whips Indeed! (What?)
Rihanna may be joining the cast of Fast 6 as a villain? This would be fantastic if she could play some sort of mute savant when it came to guns play and racing cars…and uh, wearing S&M gear and dancing a lot.
Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
Fast Five: Full-Throttle War With the Law
Summer is upon us and what better way to start blockbuster season than flipping a bus carrying convict Dominic Torrento? That’s exactly how Fast Five begins, right where 2009’s Fast and Furious ends – Dom (Vin Diesel) is convicted and being transported to prison. His sister Mia, now pregnant, and best pal Brian (Paul Walker) react to Dom’s sentence by doing what they do best – causing huge car crashes. This is pure popcorn entertainment at its very best and, besides one complaint, I loved every freakin’ frame of it. Its got really well-choreographed action, idiotic charm, and real stunt men doing real stunts. It’s the best bro-car movie since 2 Fast 2 Furious and the best of the franchise hands-down. It makes me want to do push-ups and pound a beer – at the same time!
After a news report states that NO ONE was hurt in the bus crash (seriously the thing flips like 11 times), we jump forward a few months to Rio, where Brian and Mia are hiding out. They get a gig from Dom’s ol’ buddy Vin (from the first Fast) stealing some DEA seized cars off a train. And BAM, Dom is there too. The job sours when it turns out that the Rio kingpin wants the cars and some DEA agents get shot. Is stealing DEA cars from a moving train ever easy?
