Well then! The trailers for the sequels to my favorite franchises of this generation get revealed tonight. First Mass Effect, and now this. Fucking Uncharted 3. They announced the official date: November 1, 2011 and then dropped this trailer on us. Do you know how hard it is to type with a purple-headed priapism and the jitters? Uncharted 3 looks fucking retarded. Retardedly amazing. Sweet God, let me live through 2011 to see these games. Just let me.

Hit the jump for the Uncharted 3 reveal trailer. You’re welcome for the pants-poppin’.

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OH FUCK YEAH, the Spike VGAs just officially became relevant to me. Fucking Mass Effect 3 fucking trailer was dropped. Holy shit and a bag of hard tits. Shepard   has to save Earth. We knew that yesterday. But still. Someone has to save my pants. I’m flooding them with piss and splooge and goop. I’m dehydrated but loving life.

Hit the jump for the fucking trailer.

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