Kristen Bell has a movie coming out this week, “Couples Retreat.” It looks awful. But yet, my friend Dave and I are seriously contemplating seeing the movie. Why? It’s simple. Veronica Mar…er, Kristen Bell is in the flick. In a bikini. The nerdpull dragging us towards the screen is almost indefatigable.

So news that she’s going to be in another movie coming up? I’m stoked. I’m going to throw on my Pulse t-shirt and wait for this beautiful monster to arrive:

Via Slashfilm

Kristen Bell will appear opposite Christina Aguilera in the musical drama Burlesque

Kristen Bell? Musical? Perhaps dance numbers? Spin spin spinnnn!

Kristen Bell is a bit of a hot button topic for me. Why, you ask? Because every time I see her, I become convinced of two things:

1. If I could just meet her, I’d probably be able to persuade her into dating me. I’m witty, not completely ugly, and I would be willing to wait on her hand and foot. Plus, she dated that dillhole Dax Shepard.
2. She is the penultimate nerd’s wet dream. She’s cute, she has a hell of a body, and she starred in a movie about Star Wars, and used the word “frak” on her television show Veronica Mars

Well, Kristen Bell did voice acting for the game Assassin’s Creed. And now apparently she’s back to reprise her role as something or someone or some such in the sequel. Yeah, I didn’t play the original. But! I’m meaning to, since I’ve heard the sequel is like, you know, like the original except improved in every way. Here, let’s hear Kristen talk about doing some voice acting, and just nod our head and not really care about what she’s saying, so awed are we by her presence:

Via Destructoid:

“As an actress, it’s both challenging and rewarding to play a complex character with this great mysterious background,” she says. “I’m very happy to be Lucy once more, and I look forward to fans discovering more about her – they will be pleasantly surprised.”

Uh, yeah, that all sounds great and amazing. Wait, what were you talking about?