#May2016

Monday Morning Commute: It’s All In (Everyone’s) Mind

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This is Monday Morning Commute.

Went to a wedding tonight. That’s why I’m tardy. Went to a wedding tonight, witnessed matrimony and bullshit. Circumstance and overwrought sentiment. Reflected on the fact that my wife was a good call, the best call, definitely the right call to partner up with in this Life. ‘Til dirt, folks. ‘Til dirt. Probably going to ride this Space-Ship ’til dirt, too. I’ll hope you’ll board her with me. Hang out in the common hall. Sleep, and shit, and sing, and screw, and scream in your cabin. Pass time, pass gas, pass (favorable) judgment on one another.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

Join me, friends. In this metaphorical common hall, on the Internet, a metaphor, within our shared existed in the RealiVerse, also a metaphor. Join me, friends. Tell me what you’re looking forward to this week. Share what you’re going to be doing this week. Declare what your intentions are for the next five-day (four, really, after today) rock-rolling.

This is Monday Morning Commute.

Let’s hang out.

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‘Uncharted 4’ has sold more than 2.7 million copies. In two weeks.

Uncharted 4

I’m about ten chapters into Uncharted 4. So far I enjoy it, but I couldn’t help but think today: this is a very fun, but unnecessary coda to the series. Then I couldn’t help but think the reason the title exists is because Sony was like, yo, we need a system-pusher. With the game finally released, and selling like hot cakes, it seems that system-pusher has arrived.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Final Trailer: Drake’s Last Go?

Like, please don’t kill Nathan Drake. You’re going to kill him, aren’t you, Naughty Dog? Him and his beautiful half-tuck. Him and his beautiful neck hair. You jerks.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Madagascar Gameplay Trailer: Gorgeous (Not Completely) Open World

So gorgeous. So soon. Don’t let me down, Naughty Dog.

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‘Uncharted 4’ delayed *another two weeks*, dropping May 10

Uncharted 4

Naughty Dog says the FUCKING LATEST delay for Uncharted 4 is due to physical manufacturing demands. But man, with all the murmurings about the title’s production problems, staff departures, that sort of shit? And all the delays? I’m worried.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Story Trailer: We Were Meant For This, Nathan

‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ delayed five weeks until April 26, 2016

Uncharted 4

The fourth title in the Uncharted series has been delayed another five weeks. Which makes me feel like Sony is trolling me at this point, knowing damn well that I consider it their first AAA-Exclusive.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ Cutscene: Sully’s All Dressed Up For The New Lady

‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ PSX 2015 Trailer: Now With Dialogue Options!

‘Uncharted 4’ drops March 18th, 2016

Uncharted 4

We finally have a Uncharted 4 release date. The fourth installment of the series that made the PS3 (and PS4) a must buy for me has been in development for like, futzing ever. It’s gotten delayed, lost a considerable amount of its staff, but whatever. Water under the cosmic bridge or something. It’s real, it’s got a release date, I’m hyped.

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