#March2021

Young female Twitter star turns out to be 50 year-old Japanese biker using deepfakes. The future is absolutely fucking wild.

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We’re all living within a Billy Gibson novel, my dudes. A Young female Twitter has revealed herself to be a fucking 50 year-old Japanese biker. Man, just drink in that fucking sentence. Tremendous. Dude convinced everyone using deepfakes, and fucking hell do I love this.

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Twitter thinking about buying SoundCloud. Errbuddy buy errthang

Twitter.

Mergers upon mergers upon mergers! AT&T+DirectTv. YouTube+Twitch. Comcast+TimeWarner. And now! Twitter+SoundCloud? Goddamn.

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MARK MILLAR and other good souls take down an online bully douche.

Despite being woefully offensive in his comic blatherings, Mark Millar seems to be quite the solid dude. He recently joined forces with the Power of the Internet to fell some malicious online douchebag.

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‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ hype machine begins with viral ‘Epsilon Program’ site dogging Scientology.

Vroom! Vroom! That’s the awful-pun sounds of Grand Theft Auto V‘s marketing campaign kicking off. Ain’t never been no sacred cows in the line of this franchise, and now it appears that Scientology will be getting dragged through the mud in the fifth installment. Fantastic.

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Tweets Can Now Be Cited In Academic Papers. This Is Awesome.

 

Tweets can now be cited in academic papers. Many will recoil over this. I fucking love it.

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Beyonce’s VMAS Pregnancy Reveal Breaks Twitter Records.

Beyonce revealed that she was pregnant Sunday night during MTV’s Celebrity Musicians Masturbating Other Celebrity Musicians Extravaganza. I knew this was enough to send fourteen year-old girls (or those stuck in that emotional state which is another 54% of our pop-culture HIVE MIND) into a tweeting frenzy. What I didn’t expect is that it would crush previous records of tweets. Per second. Per! Second!

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