#August2013
MIKE from ‘BREAKING BAD’ has joined ‘COMMUNITY’ for its fifth season. F**K YEAH.
Oh shit! Community isn’t just returning for a fifth season to fuck my gullet-pipes with awesome. It’s bringing back Dan Harmon. But ya’ll already knew that. However, did you know that Mike (Jonathan Banks) from Breaking Bad is going to have the most in-depth guest starring role in the show’s history? Eh? Eh!
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ABC and LUCASFILM talking ‘STAR WARS’ TV SHOW. Chewie Spin-Off, IMO.
Fuck yeah, Lucasfilm! Fuck yeah, ABC. I’m glad to see you two ding-dongs are finally getting together to talk Star Wars TV show. Now you just need to realize the glory that would be a Chewbacca spin-off. He dumps Solo’s dumb ass, moves to Coruscant, and looks for love.
ROB LOWE and RASHIDA JONES leaving ‘PARKS AND REC’ next season. Literally sad, man.
Whaaa? How dare these two wonderful people leave one of my favorite shows? I mean. Fuck. Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones leaving Parks and Rec? More like my heart is PARKS and WRECKED! Ha! Get it? Oh whateverfuckyou.
‘HOMELAND’ SEASON 3 TEASER TRAILER: Listen closely, or something.
Fuck me for a) enjoying this teaser despite it offering b) literally no visuals. I can’t help it. I’m ready to run around making weepy faces with Claire Danes and thwarting that son of a bitch Brody.
Hit the jump to check it out.
First official ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ photo. Carry that SHIELD like a weight.
Here. Have some Captain America: The Winter Soldier details on this fine Monday. Wash them down with an official photo.
Spielberg developing STANLEY KUBRICK’S NAPOLEON as a TV miniseries. Uh. Okay.
Apparently Stanley Kubrick’s dream project was one centered around Napoleon. Displaying my ignorance, I will cop to having had no goddamn idea about this. Well, Uncle Steve knew about this project. And armed with this knowledge, the Gracious Alien (c’mon, we all know he is an alien) has taken about developing the project.
Chevy Chase leaves ‘COMMUNITY’, couldn’t have it before Harmon?
Chevy Chase, everyone’s favorite douchebag, has left Community. A bit of sour grapes upside my head, since I imagine he had something to do with Dan Harmon getting the boot. As my Nana used to say as she was throwing her diaper out the window, “good riddance to bad rubbish!”
‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series begins filming in January. Whedon on TV! Squeal, fans.
Joss Whedon on television, folks. Sort of. Serving as overseer of the Marvel Universe, Whedon will be participating in the filming of the S.H.I.E.L.D. television show to some extent. Maybe he’ll dip his balls in it! I don’t know what that means. Just dropping a State reference.
VINCE VAUGHN bringing ‘THE BRADY BUNCH’ back to TV. Two sucky entities collide.
Vince Vaughn, that guy who says those things that aren’t really funny anymore, is dragging up the lifeless corpse of an old television favorite back into the idiot box. I’d say if there is a God this won’t be a success, but maybe that dude just loves girls getting hit in the nose with footballs. Who knows.
‘DEXTER’ SEASON 7 TRAILER: Revelations & His Usual Emo Whining
All things considered, I’m excited for this seventh season of Dexter. The terrible sixth season ended in a manner that suggested, Jesus Christ wait for it, they may actually be taking the show somewhere. With only what, two? seasons left, hopefully they’ll begin playing for keeps.
