#March2014
WATCH: ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ PARODY by ‘COMMUNITY’ stars Joel McHale and Jim Rash
One of the surest signs that you’ve made it as a cultural touchstone is when you begin getting parodied into Oblivion. It appears that True Detective has reached such status. ‘Cause True Detective has taken more than its fair share of (amusing?) potshots this week in anticipation Sunday’s finale. The latest one is courtesy of Joel McHale and Jim Rash of Community (and other sundry successes) fame.
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‘THE WIRE’ creator David Simon writing HBO miniseries about MARTIN LUTHER KING
Sign me up for this miniseries based on topic and talent alone. Wait — is that really alone, then? Or is it a couple of reasons? Whatever the case, the Guy That Gave Us That Show Everyone Loves and I Need to Watch (Treme, obviously, #trolling) is returning to HBO for an MLK miniseries.
New ‘TRAILER PARK BOYS’ SEASONS premiering on NETFLIX. Heavy Breathing, Much Excite.
In the words of Bubbles, this is one beautiful cocksucker right here! I’ve been painfully obsessing over Trailer Park Boys for the past couple of months. Maybe a half a year. Whatever. Fuck you. The mockumentary set in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia details the degenerate, hilarious, usually depressing lives of a local trailer park. It speaks to me on a more specific level, since my family hails from Squirrel Eatin’-Inbred City portions of Nova Scotia. The show itself has been around for a long fucking time, debuting in Canada back in 2001. Now thanks to a spreading popularity courtesy of Netflix, it LIVES AGAIN ON SAID SERVICE.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ is getting a RAP ALBUM. Brace yourself, 16-bars are coming.
Game of Thrones is getting a rap album. Like, an official rap album. With tracks by talent you’ve come to know. Fucking Big Boi, Wale and shit. The world is odd.
‘GOTHAM’ TV show casts YOUNG BRUCE WAYNE…and CATWOMAN. Becauseofcourse.
GOTHAM. The TV show. Not the perennially destroyed landscape of the movies, or video games. It’s casting people like wut. Like woah. Like wut-woah. (It’s been a long fucking day.) The latest castings are a big one, and an interesting but maybe obvious one. Can that even leave it as interesting? I don’t know, okay? Anyways. The show has picked up its Bruce Wayne. Annnddd…it’s Selina Kyle? Familiar names! Familiar characters! Much recognizable!
BRYAN SINGER is directing pilot of VINCE GILLIGAN’S CBS series. Gurglingvomitgurlging
Bryan Singer just up and shitting on my life. I thought I had to merely endure him squat-thrusting dump-juice all over the X-Men. Now the son of a bitch has ingrained himself in the pilot for Vinny Gilligan’s next show.
Watch: ‘BREAKING BAD’ REMIX has you GROOVING THROUGH YOUR TEARS
Shake your meth-laced ass to this groovy remix. Culled from the last three seasons of Breaking Bad by YouTube user placeboing, it’s funky enough to make you momentarily forget how fucking dreadful the descent happened to be.
Check it out. Spoilers, BTW. Fucking obviously.
‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season Two Trailer: You Don’t Own Us!
More Orphan Black! More Orphan Black! Gods Be Good, please let the season two premiere arrive already. Posto-cuto, there is the an S2 trailer, as well as a couple of sneak previews.
Aaron Paul in “serious talks” for ‘BETTER CALL SAUL.’
Aaron Paul is in serious talks to return to the Breaking Badverse. The Bro who has THE NEED FOR SO MUCH SPEED could be joining Better Call Saul, and goddamn who cares if it only makes tenuous sense? Paul doesn’t!
Marvel filming 60 HOUR-LONG NETFLIX EPISODES in New York
Talk about an endeavor! Marvel is intending to film sixty fucking hour-long episodes in the City of New York. That’s a lot of episodes smelling like homeless people grilling on the grates at Times Square and pizza. Naw — just kidding — snark power down! — this is a pretty impressive attempt.
