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‘True Detective’ Season Two Poster: The World We Deserve
I can’t be the only one looking at the poster for True Detective season two and thinking it sounds a lot of something that could come out of Jonathan Hickman’s mouth, can I? Like, some straight-up East of West shit. And you know. Given how much the Mind behind True Detective likes *cough* borrowing things and all.
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‘True Detective’ Season 2 News: Orgy scene with actual porn stars happening? Oh?
How do you top the COSMIC HORROR of True Detective‘s first season? I mean, there are myriad ways. But apparently Nic Pizzolatto is bringing an orgy into the mix for the show’s second season. Time is a flat orgy circle? Time is a flaccid circumcision? Something? Help me out, folks.
2014 Pop Culture: My fusillade of favorites
I generally fucking hate Year-End Best Of lists. They invariably turn into nitpicking, criticizing, and semantics. That fucking word, “Best.” Who gives a shit what was best? I don’t. So instead, at the end of this year, I’m presenting to you my favorites in pop culture. And I hope that this list can kickstart some friendly banter and sharing of our enjoyments, as opposed to bitching, moaning, and arguing. Liking shit is dope, and these are the shits I liked the most.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 News: Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch officially join cast
Jesus Christ. Get yourself together, True Detective. Sure I’m excited that Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are joining the cast. But wasn’t this rumored months ago? Don’t you have things you should be doing at this point rather than making cast announcements? Like filming?
Rachel McAdams offered ‘True Detective’ Season 2 female lead
Solidify! Solidify! Give birth to form and structure! Make the unresolved True Detective casting a concretized tableaux of potential!
‘True Detective’ News: Vince Vaughn confirmed, Justin Lin directing first 2 eps
Con-con-confirmations down your throat! Out of your nose. Cyclically. Forever. As you nod and accept it. Hot on the heels of Colin Farrell confirming his role in True Detective‘s second season comes news that Vinny Vaughn and Justin “Our Bro Love is Real” have had their participation nailed down.
‘True Detective’ S2 News: Rosario Dawson, Jessica Biel, seemingly everyone up for female lead
Sweet Shit. At some point the minds behind True Detective are going to have to cast their female lead, right? Like I was just getting comfortable in my Elisabeth Moss/Rachel McAdams internal debate, and now it turns out they’ve invited seven other women to read for the part? E’gads and shit.
‘True Detective’ Season 2 eyeing Rachel McAdams for female lead
Time is a Mean Girls reference! That’s if this latest batch of True Detective news holds true. Apparently Elisabeth Moss ain’t nailed down the female lead for the show’s second season, ’cause Rachel McAdams is now circling it.
‘True Detective’ wants ‘Fast & Furious’ director Justin Lin for Season 2.
If True Detective‘s Guardians get their way, Time will be a Closed Airport Strip where Nietzsche drag races Lovecraft. That’s right. Them fuckers are apparently courting my boy Justin Lin to direct some of the second season.
Que? Vince Vaughn in talks for ‘True Detective’ Season 2
Time is an endless series of horrible buddy comedies? Apparently Vince Vaughn is in talks to join True Detective‘s second season. Jokes aside — whatever. I have faith that the creatives can get the best performance out of him, and I get the impression Vaughn needs the win right now. Thoughts?