#April2012

‘TRUE BLOOD’ Season 5 Teaser #1: Don’t Forget This Show Sucks

I’ve been doing recaps of True Blood  for several seasons now, and when I came across this teaser I had a moment where I realized I needed to stop doing them. Nary a moment later I decided a better action would be to drink during them, and write in a state of drunken belligerence that will always segue into “Jessica makes me want to splooge slop sprung party”, so that’s what I’m going to do.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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