#January2013

Scientists have created a working (microscopic) tractor beam. We’ve done it, people!

All stuck in that tractor beam bullshit.

Science Wizards know us, and our swollen geek glands. They know how to tenderly massage these glands, while whispering things. What do they coo? Many, many sweet nothings. One of my favorite barely audible murmurs that they hang on me is “we’re making it all come true, all come true!”

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