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Weekend Open Bar: You Are Ready For Upload
Stand by, your consciousness is ready for upload. Say goodbye to the rot-filth of tangibility, and embrace the ephemeral. You cannot escape Entropy, cause brother the Universe is still dying on you. But hey, no more meat-case. You cannot escape Entropy, cause brother every time we re-upload you to split processing load, you lose a few bits and bytes of yourself. But hey, no more meat-case. So what to do, what to do in the Digital-Oblivion? Why, why not hang out at Weekend Open Bar? The weekly wank-off session at the Space-Ship OMEGA. Tunnel in to one of our android-bodies. Submit your credit codes, cause capitalism don’t need physical space. Drive that android-body up to the bar, and kick the time with us flesh-rats in the Tavern.
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Monday Morning Commute: Your Favorite Fake Memory
And on the 22 of September 2014, I am writing this column. Monday Morning Commute. High on cough syrup, low on existence, I’m coming to you live from the Space-Ship Omega. Per par for the perpetual course, these are the niceties that are capturing my attention, imagination, and speculation during this week. Serving as a ship to hopefully sail me across the tempestuous work week waves.
The Dude’s High 5s: Mars!
Curiosity has landed! It will now spend the next two plus year rolling around Mars’ surface killing cats. With that, this High 5 will take a look at my favorite facts and uses about Mars fiction. So here we go.
Get Your Ass to Mars: The Mars One Project
If you’re anything like me, you’ve contemplated leaving the planet forever rather than deal with 90% of the mouth breathing mall zombies we happen to share this rock with. When you realize that you’re stuck here, you then begin to wonder how easy it would be just to blow the whole damn place up. Well fret no longer because Mars One is coming up with a solution. Hit the jump for some info and your orientation.
Previously Unseen CONCEPT ART From David Cronenberg’s ‘TOTAL RECALL’
Sweet Tits, I had no idea that David Cronenberg was attached to Total Recall. One can only wonder what the hell would have been in store for us had it come to fruition, because if this batch of previously unseen concept art is any indication, the pig would have been of a completely different color. Swank.
‘TOTAL RECALL’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: Forget Farrell, this looks awesome.
The official trailer for the new Total Recall dropped today during one of them basketball-games-things, and I don’t give a shit. I think it looks fucking radical, yo. Hit the jump, check it out, let me know what you think.
‘TOTAL RECALL’ Teaser Trailer: Futuristic Cyberrawk
Maybe it’s the medication kicking in with its midday efficacy, but I’m digging this Total Recall teaser. Or maybe its just that I am a total floozy for anything futuristic or even quasi cyberpunk. I love the original, but if this can distance itself enough from Arnold On Mars while offering up its own futuristic swag, I’m down. Maybe.
Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Total Recall’ Commentary Is Baffling, Outstanding.
The Arnold. Through the years, when he hasn’t been busy doing cocaine off of hooker’s asses, running a state, pumping himself full of steroids, or rubbing dongs with fellow bodybuilders, he’s filmed some movies. Cut some DVD commentaries. The one for Total Recall in particular is blowing up the internet, and with good reason. It’s fucking surreal.
‘Total Recall’ Remake Will Feature Three-Breasted Woman. Childhood, Rejoice!
I shouldn’t have seen Total Recall when I did. Way too young. Warped my brain. One thing I’ll never ever forget, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, is the chick with three tits. Listen, I couldn’t barely contain myself seeing tits at my age. I must have been under 10. But three tits? Holy Jesus. Say what you want about the Total Recall remake, at least its doing this right.
