If there’s one thing I love about ‘Top Gun’, it’s the film’s ability to get a bunch of sweaty bro-dudes fisting pumping and partaking in what is some of the gayest shit in existence. It’s so sly in its introduction of what is some beautifull defused homoerotic tension that every homophobe in the world is almost ready to rub asses with their repressed unrequited gay crush by the end of it.

Now it’s coming in three-dimensions. It’s only going to be better.

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