Sometimes, you cannot dare the universe with culminating absurdity. Whoever thought it would be a good idea for Tila Tequila to perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos clearly didn’t think through the consequences of putting one piece of gutter trash in front of another gathering of social refuse.

For all of us though? The results seem surreal.

Boing Boing:

CNN reports that Tila Tequila, star of MySpace and reality television, suffered facial cuts after being pelted with rocks and liquor bottles during her performance at “Gathering of the Juggalos” in rural Illinois. A witness said the crowd of about 2,000 was hostile toward Tequila. “She took her top off and they got really violent,” he said. The witness asked not to be identified, “so that he does not anger the juggalos.”

Let’s zoom in on one particular bid of awesomeness. ENHANCE:

The witness asked not to be identified, “so that he does not anger the juggalos.”

Hell yeah man! You know what happens when you piss off a group of juggalos, yo! You do something crazy like show them your tits and they be gonna rough you up.

I love this story.