#December2013
‘KUNG FURY’ TRAILER: Time-Travelling Gnarly Karate
Adolph Hitler. Thor. 1980’s cop movies. Viking babes. Dinosaurs. Kung Fury is poised to be the Blood Dragon equivalent of movies. I’m in.
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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ CLIP: Thor’s Baddie Awakens.
Here’s a clip from Thor: The Bearded Babe’s World featuring the antagonist of the flick. I don’t know much about this Malalekinth (starting with how to spell his name), but the homeboy seems pretty fucking foreboding. I’ll take it.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: LOKI + BRO TEAM-UP FLICK
A new trailer for the second movie starring the character that I proved last week is empirically the greatest superhero of all time. What more do you need? Fall to your knees and thank the Lightning Lord.
Opinions Vary: THOR IS BETTER THAN THE F**KING FLASH. AND YOU. AND YOU.
HEY GUYS. CAFF HERE. I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO AN OPINIONS VARY THIS WEEK. HOWEVER, EDUARDO PLUTO STUBBED HIS FUCKING TOE AND NOW HE’S IN THE ER. I DON’T WANT TO SPEAK TOO SOON, BUT THEY’RE TALKING AMPUTATION. LISTEN. I WASN’T ANTICIPATING WRITING ANYTHING TODAY. THE FIRST THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH IS THE SWEAT LODGE FOR ME. I BUMP A BUNCH OF DIET PILLS DOWN WITH THIRTEEN DIET MOUNTAIN DEWS, THEN I COMMUNE WITH NATURE. AND THE OMNIVERSE. AND THE SPIRIT-LORDS. NEEDLESS TO SAY I’M TWEAKING A BIT AT THE MOMENT.
ANYWAYS.
OMEGA-CAST #3 – Squatchin, SDCC, and Pancakes.
Now that Patrick Bateman and Rendar Frankenstein have returned from squatchin’ in the Great White North, the Three Omega Idiots decide to tackle the San Diego Comic Convention Thing. Plus! Taking gnarly dumps, maybe two functioning microphones, how much better Thor is than The Flash, and cheap plugs of shitty t-shirts.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.
It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER TEASER: A delicious taste of that PRETTY BOY BROODING.
It’s a teaser of a trailer. The rabbit hole of hype. A teaser for a trailer which is teasing a movie, et cetera. Whatever. Ain’t nothing new. The teaser for the trailer for Thor: I Lift Gods Up and Put Them Down has a lot of whizbang and portent and shit. Just watch it.
BUTCHER BILLY inserts old-school MARVEL ART into superhero movies.
This is some outrageously fantastically swell endeavoring, right here. Artist Butcher Billy has taken old school Marvel artwork and interjected it into movies from the House of Ideas. The results are disjointed bliss.
‘THOR: GOD OF THUNDER’ gets its debut. Aaron and Ribic are mead-powered giants.
Sometimes you just need to run with a headline regardless of whether or not it makes sense. Thor: God of Thunder has gotten itself a nice expose, exposing all of its nougaty bits for us to feast upon. Shit man, Marvel Now! has actually got my nipples tightening a bit.
