#April2013

New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ pics have him ready to SMASH & SMILE.

Thor has seen the spoilers. He laughs at foes.

Here are two new pictures from Thor: The Dark World that feature the varying facets of the Odinson. Namely, his overwhelming desire for  both mirth, and bludgeoning people upon their skulls.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER TEASER: A delicious taste of that PRETTY BOY BROODING.

THOR goes ZAP.

It’s a teaser of a trailer. The rabbit hole of hype. A teaser for a trailer which is teasing a movie, et cetera. Whatever. Ain’t nothing new. The teaser for the trailer for Thor: I Lift Gods Up and Put Them Down has a lot of whizbang and portent and shit. Just watch it.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ poster has the ODINSON RIDING THE LIGHTNING.

THOR goes ZAP.

Ride the lightninggg! Here is the first poster for Thor: The Dark World. Let that get your groin greasy, and then contemplate the fact that we’re getting a trailer for the movie this week.

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Set images from ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ reveals the baddie and his minions.

Spoiler wall! You’ve been warned. Beyond the more tag lays a world of Thor: The Dark World set images. Ah, don’t be strong. Come join me in the world of the bespoiled.

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Chris Evans wants CAPTAIN AMERICA cameo in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD.’ Get it done.

Chris Evans wants himself in Thor: The Dark World. It ain’t no big thang, just throw him into the flick in some sort of cameo.

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JOSS WHEDON spits about ‘AVENGERS 2’ calling it “complex and difficult” and other jazz.

After Avengers, just let Joss Whedon do whatever the fuck he wants. Let him. He has earned it. He turned your skeleton of a script into the best comic book movie of the past few years. Now he should be given the keys and told to have the car home by…whenever the second movie is due out.

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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ SET PHOTOS: Everybody be fighting, Chris Hemsworth be sexy.

Here is like a million, zillion set photos from some big fight currently being filmed for Thor: The Dark World. Don’t be a shocked asshole, we both know there are spoilers ahead.

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Rumor: Viggo Mortensen as DR. STRANGE in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’? Hell yeah.

From Aragorn to Arakarababa zappy do! That’s a spell. Get it? Ah, fuck me. Whatever. Sir Viggo, known not just for Lord of the Rings but bare ass sauna fights, may be appearing in the second Thor flick. The world is better for this.

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Joss Whedon signs EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT with Marvel through 2015. Dude is their shepherd, praise be.

Joss Whedon didn’t just sign on to write and direct Avengers 2. Naw, son! Naw, daughter! The motherfucker has signed on to work exclusively with Marvel through the three years following the Mayan apocalypse. I couldn’t be happier about this if I was reading it while spraying whipped cream on my nipples and slapping myself on the ass with a spatula. And we all know how happy that makes me!

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Marvel Has Revealed ‘PHASE 2’ MOVIE TITLES: ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ and…’CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, F**king Yesss.

Marvel has revealed their “Phase 2” titles in the post-Avengers world, and holy fucking shit. They’re going Winter Soldier. Fuck. Yes.

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