#August2013
New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ EMPIRE MAGAZINE IMAGES: MY MJOLNIR IS READY.
The newest Empire Magazine has something like thirty-three trillion new images from Thor: The Dark World. Marvel in the beauty of the Hammer-Wielding Beauty. Scoff at those who get to bask in his presence, knowing full well that you are much more deserving.
Or at the very least, hit the jump to check them out.
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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ RESHOOTS ADDING MORE LOKI. Lady Loki?!
Shit man I don’t even care if it’s Tom Hiddleston in women’s clothing. Just give me Lady Loki. Or not. Whatever. But people fucking love the character. And Marvel seemingly knows this, as they’re going back to filming to add more of the God of Mischief.
FEIGE SAYS: MARVEL has MOVIES PLANNED THROUGH 2021. Aiight.
When I first came across this story, the headlines were sexier than the actual nougat. Why does the nougat never taste as delicious on my tongue-tip? Eh?
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: LOKI + BRO TEAM-UP FLICK
A new trailer for the second movie starring the character that I proved last week is empirically the greatest superhero of all time. What more do you need? Fall to your knees and thank the Lightning Lord.
NEW ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ POSTER features LIKE EVERYONE. Brooding and shit.
Thunder, and lightning, and Thor’s hair is sexy as fuck. Here is the new poster for Thor and Loki Team-Up and Trust One Another, and it has like roughly everyone under the Asgardian sun (suns?) on its face.
Rumors: ABRAMS considering dropping ‘EPISODE VII’, ‘THOR’ writers penning THIRD ‘STAR TREK’ film?
I find it highly fucking likely that J.J. Abrams is going to drop out of Episode VII, but apparently that is the rumor making the rounds. YesIrealizethatIamnobetterthananyone by perpetuating this potential fart in the echo chamber. I get that. However as a Trek-Wars dork, I find any and all speculation to be a degree erotic.
DEL TORO’S MARVEL DEBUT will be in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD.’
Benny Del Toro ain’t just appearing in Guardians of the Galaxy. Which I suppose is sort of obvious, because didn’t he sign like a thirty-seven picture deal? Regardless of the obviousness, it is now known that Del Toro is going to be debuting not in GotG, but rather Thor: The Brooding World.
Jealous: Olly Moss created ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ posters as wrap gifts for actors.
Goddamn famous people. Being gorgeous as fuck. Rich as shit. And getting hot as fuck-shit posters from none other than Olly Moss. Christ, Hemsworth. Fucking share your fortune. At least give me your glorious locks.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: When Blondie is here, Earth’s in trouble.
It is a little known fact that if an adult male takes a lightning bolt directly to the epicenter of their asshole, it jettisons all of said male’s seminal fluids in an orgiastic cascade of momentary death. I’m not saying that happened to me while watching this trailer, but I am saying my testicles are covered in procreational gunk.
