#May2012
Rumor: RIHANNA Joining ‘FAST 6’ As A Villain? Chains & Whips Indeed! (What?)
Rihanna may be joining the cast of Fast 6 as a villain? This would be fantastic if she could play some sort of mute savant when it came to guns play and racing cars…and uh, wearing S&M gear and dancing a lot.
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‘G.I. JOE RETALIATION’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: Guns, Swords, Quips.
Here’s the trailer for G.I. Joe Retaliation. Nothing gets me totally amped up for global spending on war and defense like a pack of gorgeous hard bodies making bloodshed and warfare seem so fucking sexy.
Jason Statham Turns Down ‘FAST SIX’, Obviously Is Clueless.
Jason Statham. C’mon, yo. You’re in Expendables and Expendables 2, hanging out with a bunch of washed-up assholes. Clearly you’re not very selective. Yet you’re too good to star in the most gloriously homoerotic dude-fest franchise? I thought I saw you. I do not see you.
The Rock Says ‘Fast Six’ Shoots In May! Homoerotic Vroom Time, Huzzah!
I love me the Fast and Furious Bro Dudes and Scantily Clad Bitties franchise. Love it a lot. When they dropped The Rock into it, thick-veined and lightly-misted I let out an audible moan. That moan was more than audible when I came across these details about the next installment.
Trailer: ‘G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation’ Gets Super Bowl Ad, The Rock Quotes Jay-Z. Best Movie.
Super Bowl Spot for G.I. Joe 2: Awesome Fest, where The Rock quotes Jay-Z. I’m sprung.
Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It’s Out Of Its Goddamn Mind ++
Oh lord. I loved the original G.I. Joe, and this one looks just as fucking ridiculous, absurd, stupid, and entertaining as the first one. It’s all that, and supplemented with The Rock and Bruce Willis. Fuck yeah.
The Rock Handles ‘Modern Warfare 3’, and His Mrs. Solid Bro.
The Rock tweeted this out prior to MW3 dropping, and it amused me. But then I was like, is The Rock displaying courtesy to his Mrs, or by usage of his implication of “domination” being just another HGH-fueled douchebag? Or am I over-intellectualizing? Under-intellectualizing? Something-ulizing?
First Look: The Rock As ‘Roadblock’ In G.I. Joe 2: Ultimationators Or Whatever.
I have a serious crush on The Rock. Those biceps. The classic promos he used to cut. So I’ll see him in anything. The fact that I’m actually excited for G.I. Joe 2: Rise of the Fetching Comrades or whatever just stokes my flames. Here’s a first look at The Rock being hot and manly and awesome…and uh, Roadblock. From the set of the second Joseph flick.
The Rock Is Going To Be In ‘G.I. Joe 2’. Fecaltainment Of The Year.
I loved the original G.I. Joe flick. I didn’t remember the cartoon so I wasn’t going in wanting to see the mythos treated with reverence. Or respect. I just wanted fun. I got fun. Ludicrous, fecaltaining fun. When a sequel was announced, I was totally there. Now that The Rock is in it, I am at blue-headed priapism excitement level.
OH SHIT, The Rock Experiences The Y2J!
What The Rock wants to know is what fresh hell is this?!*
*I’m having way too much fun reliving my childhood through wrestling experiences on Youtube these days.
