Double-digits, suckahs!

All y’all haters never thought we’d make it to ten podcasts! And y’know what, I don’t blame you! The fact that Riff Simian has yet to give me a lethal uppercut? The idea that Caffeine Powered hasn’t Diet Mountain Dew’d himself into a cardiac event? The notion that Patrick Bateman’s mobility scooter hasn’t collapsed under his weight?

Miracles. Goddamn miracles. Each and every one of `em.

So cue up our newest mini-miracle and laugh at our mental illnesses. That’s right, this is basically a digital journey into an insane asylum. This podcast’s topics are variegated in the least cohesive sense of the term, with grown men discussing the fourth dimension and Lex Luger and Caff-Pow’s first moment of post-pubescent self-awareness and movies and television.

Oh, we also make video game noises and dramatically read vulgar fiction.

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The Oscars were on last night! Wee! You know that show, where the famous people decide which other famous people are the most famously deserving of that Golden Totem. Apparently people won things, and there was this really awesome selfie or something.

Okayokayokayokay, enough snark. “We get it, Caff-Pow. You’re contemptuous. We get it.” I’ll stop. This isn’t about me!

Rather it’s about Tom Nelson, who with a wonderful eighteen out of twenty-four correct Oscar predictions has won the first annual OL Oscars Pick’Em Majestic. That’s what I’m calling it. Working title. For his dominant forecast, Nelson has laid claim to a wonderful trophy and dammit if he wants a t-shirt he can have one of those too.

Hit the jump for the the actual winners, the scoring breakdown, and one last chance to talk trash.

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