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Monday Morning Commute: I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying
I fucking hate February. I hate its ashen skies. I hate its frigid air. I particularly hate this February. Record setting amounts of snow. Unfathomable cold. And I guess I’m just not coping with it well. The Better Half is away and instead of being a productive, healthy member of It All, I’m ordering Domino’s Pizza and wondering if I can hack elastic bands into my overpriced Name Brand, Fancy Pants leg-warmers.
The February Funk must be conquered, though. Rode out to its logical conclusion, the hopefully more endurable Ides of March. And this is a list of the stuff I’m begging to help carry me through this week. The Monday Morning Commute, as they say.
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‘The Order: 1886’ Gameplay Video: Steampunk Shotgun Carnival Ride
New gameplay video for The Order: 1886 out of Sony Japan. It’s featuring the shotgun, which for many years was my favorite device for dealing polygonal destruction. It has been recently usurped by the silent sting, the BOW.
‘The Order: 1886’ Story Trailer: Mustachioed White Dudes & Werewolves
I’m stoked for The Order: 1776 – Hope You Like Steampunk Horror, Fuckface. It’s a long title, but it’s also like the second game dropping for the PlayDate 4 that was developed exclusively for it. As a killer app graphics wow-wow time or whatever.
E3 2014 MASTERPOST: CLOSE-OUT, ASS-OUT, VIDEOS & NEWS COMPENDIUM
OKAY FOLKS. Listen up. Between the alimony hearings, the drug use, the fact that Feedly went down for two fucking days, and my favorite butt plug melting in my dishwasher (which required an immediate journey to the upper mountains of the Appalachians to replace), there’s some E3 STUFF I DIDN’T GET TO. However, I also posted a fucking fuckload. Here in one batch is everything I’ve caught from E3. Posted, and previously unposted. Sorted by console. Don’t see your fave announcement/game? Hit the comments. I’ll add it. I know I’m missing a lot. Also! Use this space just to shoot the E3 shit. Read the rest of this entry »
E3 2014: ‘THE ORDER: 1886’ Trailer: Delayed Steampunk Swoon
I was pretty butt hurt when I first heard The Order: 1869-24-Numbers was getting delayed. Rubbing my dumper and muttering “Fucking DelayStation, yeha~~!” like the cool haters. But after watching this trailer last night, I’m all like. Oh. Shit. Take your time. This is looking wonderful. Rub it. Stroke it. To a glimmer. Nay, to a blinding sheen.
