#March2020
Epic publishing next games from the developers of ‘Control’ and ‘The Last Guardian’
Epic Games has gone into a publishing deal with one of my favorite developers, Remedy Entertainment. As well, they’ve locked up the publishing rights to the next games from the developers of The Last Guardian and Limbo.
Sony reveals ‘The Last Guardian’ is still alive, coming in 2016
The rumor about The Last Guardian living? Continuing on without Ueda? It’s true.
Conjecture: Mark Cerny (PS4 architect) is working on ‘The Last Guardian’
So apparently the dude behind the PlayStation 4 is working on The Last Guardian. Maybe. Perhaps. But the question to be asked is, if The Last Guardian happens without Fumito Ueda, does it really happen? (No, btw.)
Hope dies: ‘The Last Guardian’ trademark abandoned
Abandon all hope, ye fellow Shadow of the Colossus and ICO fans. It looks like the totally-not-vaporware game The Last Guardian that was set in the same universe (or some shit) is dead.
‘THE LAST GUARDIAN’ is ‘ON HIATUS.’ Confirmed to be SPENDING WEEKENDS with ‘HALF-LIFE 3.’
The Last Guardian is “oh hiatus”? Uhhh. I know it’s not the same thing, but a game that hasn’t been shown for years isn’t one that I consider active. Hiding, “on hiatus”, in development Hell. These are all roses by another name. At least to me.
Press Start: boredom-fueled bio-shocks
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Sony Santa Monica Helping With ‘The Last Guardian’, Excitement Draining.
The Last Guardian. I’ve sweated the game for a while. Wanted it. Needed it. Then Fumito Ueda left Sony and all of a sudden I began to despair. It wasn’t clear how this would affect the game’s progress. Now there’s news that other branches of Sony are being brought in to work on the game, and my asshole is puckering.
GameStop Says ‘The Last Guardian’ Is Cancelled, Sony Says No. WHO IS TRUE?!
Fumito Ueda left Sony and everyone was all “OMFG, fuck what about The Last Guardian?!” Sony was all “Don’t worry, don’t worry, fools!” I believed them! I trusted them! Now GameStop is saying the game is cancelled. Jesus Lord what’s going on?