#July2015
‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1’ Teaser: Jack Bauer’s Dad Blathers
Here’s a teaser for the absurdly long-titled The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1: Episode 2, Codex A. Yeesh. That’s a title. Anyways. Here’s the teaser. It’s basically just Jack Bauer’s Dad talking about how radical Panem is, while the Peter Guy crosses his hands and pretends not to notice the Old Guy Smell wafting off of Sutherland’s rot-tooth, mouth-gorge after every boring proclamation.
EMMY WINNER penning the unnecessary two-part ‘HUNGER GAMES’ finale ‘MOCKINGJAY’
Double the movies, double the dough. I get why the studios have been splitting finales into halves. It makes a lot of financial sense. Thematically? Eh, I’m not so sure. Though, if there was a book that needed more room to breathe, it was the conclusion to Hunger Games. Maybe this is a good thing. Wait, what the fuck am I saying? This is double Jennifer Lawrence.
‘THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY Gets Split Into Two Flicks. Should Be One Flick, Thrown Into Garbage.
I joke about The Hunger Games. Tease it a little. Despite this, I think it’s a solid young adult book. Mockingjay isn’t. It’s a turd sandwich, and they are fashioning it into two flicks. Either this is going to allow the movie to breath in ways the final book didn’t, or its going to be four hours of barely-mediocrity.
