#June2013
‘THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SUCCINCT PLOT’ GETS FIRST POSTER.
Hey, it’s the poster for the second installment of Peter Jackson’s bloated, self-satisfied interpretation of The Hobbit starring Watson. Yawn. Oh yeah, trailer on Tuesday!
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SECOND ‘HOBBIT’ MOVIE gets new title; the mess concludes in July, 2014.
Are you totally unexcited like me for the Hobbit flicks? 48 fps, three movies. Blegh. Blegh. Well, indulge me and soak in this new batch of news anyways. C’mon! Don’t be a coward.
THIRD ‘HOBBIT’ MOVIE confirmed for 2014. Like six or seven people are really enthused.
Stretch it out and make a million, zillion dollars! Yeehaw. That has to be what the Hive-Mind Business Executives are thinking now that they’ve greenlighted Peter Jackson’s creamy-pants desire to mistakenly stretch out The Hobbit into three films. You know, the same amount of movies the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy spanned.
