#September2012
GoDaddy.com and their HOSTED SITES are down. Anonymous is all like, “we did it.”
ANONYMOUS! You dinky faces. Typically I’m down with your hijinks. However today you took down GoDaddy.com, and now a particular Furry Latex Water Sports forum where I commune with fellow misaligned souls is down. I take this as a lesson in cavorting about with meanies. I take it well.
Hacker claims to have Mitt Romney’s tax returns, wants $1 MILLI in Bitcoin. The Future, man.
This is the sort of ridiculous stuff that couldn’t have happened thirty years ago or whatever, and for that I am grateful. Bless you, Future. Bless you for your latex porn, your easily accessible music, and your wonky hacking stories.
Billionaire invests in the development of 3D PRINTED MEAT. WUT. The future is good.
Christ in a can, this is mind boggling. A billionaire dreamer wizard-guy has invested in the development of 3D printed meat. Every day we march closer towards Transmetropolitan and Neuromancer, and I can’t wait to don my mohawk and leather slicker. You know, while eating synthesized buffalo or some shit.
Reseachers create synthetic iris that can bypass eye-scanning security systems. The future is nao!
Researchers have drummed up this fantastic way to get around eye-scanning security systems. Let’s see if you can understand exactly how they do it, because it makes my skull all sorts of shades hurt.
Google unveils ‘GOOGLE FIBER’, a f**king insane BROADBAND and TV Service.
Good glorious Jesus Christ, Google’s latest venture seems insane. Dubbed “Google Fiber”, it’s all sorts of lightning-quick internet and ridiculous TV options. I have a boner.
Japan Aiming For Self-Driving Cars In Next Ten Years. No Word On Jet Packs.
Japan’s got themselves some swagger. Declaring themselves some goals. Yeah, well we got a guy who can eat nearly seventy hot dogs here in the States.
SPINAL FLUID To Power Human BRAIN IMPLANTS? The Future Is Good.
The wonky motherfuckers at MIT have struck once more. Everyone knows that brain implants granting the human flesh telekinesis and flight are right around the corner. What is going to power these reality-bending wunder machines? Obviously spinal fluid.
WATCH: First Video From Google’s Glasses. Unremarkable++
Here’s the first video from Google’s glasses. Pretty unremarkable stuff, right? This isn’t the augmented future I was promised! Patience, Caff. Patience.
