#May2015

‘The Force Awakens’ gets ‘Vanity Fair’ cover.

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With Age of Ultron now passed us, it’s straight-up onto Caff-Pow’s Overbearing Force Awakens coverage here at OL.

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Watch: Matthew Mcconaughey reacts to new ‘The Force Awakens’ trailer

Weekend Open Bar: Lend Me A Robotic Hand!

roboto

It’s the fucking Weekend, yo! At least for me. I bailed on my job a smidgen early. Samantha (the bae) is getting home from a week on business in Lisbon, Portugal. So I was all like, “Yeah fuck helping the youth for the rest of the day. I’m going to get home, throw the crumbs off the bedsheets, and wash my ass.” And here I am! Unwashed, and drawing the Bar doors Open. If you’re new to this game, this little morsel of Omega is simple.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Trailer #2: The Force Is Real

Oh God: ‘The Force Awakens’ posters reveal Kylo Ren, new Stormtroopers

goddamn yes

My body can’t even remotely fucking handle these goodies.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘The Force Awakens’ poster debuting at Celebration

THe Force Awakens

Very important news.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: The TV show is happening, waiting for movies first

Star Wars Blooper Reel

Here’s some Star Wars non-news for you. Apparently the proposed television show is still happening. However, it ain’t popping off until the upcoming movies adequately seed our pop culture psyche with the Force.

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‘Star Wars’ Maybe News: J.J. Abrams wanted for ‘Episode IX’

J.J. Abrams.

I always sort of thought J.J. Abrams was going to direct the entire new Star Wars trilogy. But with the turnover from The Force Awakens to Episode VIII being so short, it made sense that someone else would direct the middle bitty. When they named Rian Johnson, that beautiful, talented fucker, as the man in charge I rejoiced. I could handle him ostensibly handling the next two flicks. But maybe! Just maybe! Abrams is returning for the conclusion to this new installment of the Skywalker Saga?

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‘Star Wars’ News: Marvel’s ‘Shattered Empire’ begins the bridge to ‘The Force Awakens’

Shattered Empire.

The Dead Mouse, Darth Vader’s Exploited Husk, and Marvel are teaming up to bridge the gap to The Force Awakens. The company announced as such earlier this week, revealing they’re dropping a fucking colossal twenty books (comics, novels, et cetera, whatever) to bridge the gap between Jedi and The Force Awakens. The first of which shall be Marvel’s Shattered Empire.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Japanese Teaser: Recut Fanboner