#September2015
Marvel releasing ‘Star Wars: C-3PO’ one-shot this December, will explain his new red arm
Uhhh. Are we seriously getting a fucking C-3PO one shot in December? That’ll explain where he gets his new red arm? This is totally not a marketing ploy. And before you tell me I’ll read it because I’m a fucking sucker for anything Star Wars, let me interrupt you. I ain’t read half of them new Marvel Warring Stars comics, and I won’t need to read this one to know the reason for 3PO’s red arm. I got the Internet.
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‘The Force Awakens’ LEGO Commercial: Hear BB-8 speak
Hey! Do you love LEGO? Do you love The Force Awakens? Do you want to hear what BB-8 sounds like? Yes? Yes? Yes? Holy Tits!, this is the perfect commercial for you.
New ‘The Force Awakens’ Clip: Finn Readies His Lightsaber
Dear God. If you don’t watch this clip, I get it. But if you watch this clip (as a Star Wars fan) and it does nothing for you, not even the Elder Ones can save you. Putting it after the jump ’cause the video thumbnail itself is pretty spoilery for those wishing to remain pure.
J.J. Abrams: Kylo Ren ain’t a Sith in ‘The Force Awakens’
I debated posting this, since it seems like it may be a spoiler. But I considered two things. First: if Mystery Box Abrams himself is revealing it, he doesn’t consider it too integral to his uh, mystery box. Second: pretty much every pop culture website that you’ve probably seen before stumbling over here has revealed this same thing: that Kylo Ren isn’t a Sith. I certainly wasn’t going to be the one to lead the charge, but I also ain’t going to save SpoilerCity by myself.
Official ‘The Force Awakens’ Image: Kylo Ren with his broadsaber from ‘Empire’ magazine
A new, official image of Kylo Ren rocking what is (I guess) officially being termed a broadsaber. Or maybe Empire is getting liberal. I don’t know. Either way. After the jump. ‘Cause “spoilers” or something.
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‘The Force Awakens’ Empire Magazine Covers: The Light & Dark Side of Photoshop
Listen, I’m stoked for The Force Awakens. More than is probably healthy. But these are two pretty bunk magazine covers.
‘The Force Awakens’ Leak: Luke Skywalker first look. Futz yes.
Whelp. The first look at Luke Skywalker has leaked. I’m putting it past a spoiler wall, though shitty other sites aren’t. It’s not a frame from the movie, nor is it a publicity still. It’s about what you’d expect if you ever wondered, “what would Luke Skywalker look like as a Jedi Master?”, but I feel you if you want to hold off experiencing it until the film.
