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‘The Force Awakens’ International Trailer: Hope Is Not Lost Today
Of course I futzing watched this new international trailer, replete with new footage. I have no goddamn willpower! And let me tell you — it’s futzing!!! amazing. Hiding even the video under the jump in case the video thumbnail ain’t something you want to see.
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‘The Force Awakens’ Character Posters: Up Close & Colorful
Man. I got myself fucking Force Awakens tickets. Literally possess them. The movie is next month. And I can’t fucking wait. But Disney keeps enticing me to be more PUMPED and more JACKED and perhaps even “SWOLE” as the kids say (what’s swole in this case? Obviously my dong), with shit like this: character posters.
Monday Morning Commute: Carla Got A Good Deal On Her Third DigiMeat
Monday Morning Commute! I’m ailing. Single-parenting the dog this week while Sam-Omega is on location for work. Monday Morning Commute! So I ain’t sleeping, and I’m brute forcing this camaraderie-inducing column before I side-tilt and collapse-drool while watching football. Monday Morning Commute!
The weekly column where we gather here on Space-Ship OMEGA, and share what is getting us through the work week. Be it movies we are anticipating, albums we’re rocking to, funny books that are dropping on Wednesday.
Share! Share what’s on your existential plate. I will, too.
Report: ‘Captain America: Civil War’ trailer debuting with ‘The Force Awakens’
This makes sense. Disney is propelling us into the apocalyptic monoculture, slowly accumulating our entire pop psyche for their benefit (and mine, #stockholder). So why not use the amazing largesse of corporate synergy that The Force Awakens presents as a means to promote another vessel?
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Supercut Trailer: All That Footage, One Handy Place
Probably already seen this shit (#blogsoslow), but it’s goddamn fantastic.
Monday Morning Commute: Carl’s HMO Didn’t Cover His Cybernetic Lungs
Hello, Sentient Folk. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. This is the weekly call-and-answer column that sits atop the throne of existential feces that is The First Day of the Work Week. Within this aforementioned conglomerate of poorly formed sentences, cheap dick jokes, and the passive voice, I tell you what I’m looking forward to during a given week.
Then you holler back with your own choice arts, games, movies, comics, songs, philosophical musings. Let’s do this! Together!
‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ News: Gugu Mbatha-Raw considered for female lead
I am not familiar with Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s work. Though I’ve seen her in Jupiter Ascending, apparently. All I remember of that flick is Channing Tatum using Space Rollerblades and kicking his feet across shitty superimposed skylines. But hey. Gugu Mbatha-Raw. She’s in the mix for a significant Episode VIII role.
Art: ‘The Force Awakens’ gets VHS Box Art courtesy of Paul Shipper
Shout out to our own Johnny Hotsauce for bringing this sexiness to my attention. A little of the new school Forcefulness mixed-up with the glorious nostalgia for Them VHS Days. Days which I imagine are becoming less and less known to many. More art after the jump!
