Jesus fucking Christ, The Fifth Element is celebrating its 20th Anniversary? Man. These bones. These balls. Creaky and saggy, but such is the passage of time. Anyways. Anyways! To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the movie’s soundtrack is getting a vinyl release. For the first time ever.

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I don’t know why, but this is the hottest cosplay I’ve seen in eons. Something about the rarity of actually seeing Leeloo cosplay that works. This shit just works. And it ain’t just because I’ve spent the day in the steam rooms staring at butts while eating Mike and Ike’s.

Just another day in my life.

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Careful, those considering crossing the threshold. While safe for work, what you shall see is nowhere near safe for psyche.

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